HUMBLE AS HELL 

*Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers having a conversation*

Steve: So, tell me Bucky. Why do you like Y/n so much?

Bucky: *dreamily* She's just so nice and cute. She has lots of patience and she's humble as hell!

*Meanwhile*
*Y/n sitting in a cafe with Luther*

Y/n: WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATES MILK GODDAMMIT!

Luther: Y/n, don't be so impatient. It's only been like 3 minutes since the lady took our order.

Y/n: C H O C O L A T E   M I L K  
N O W  or I'm gonna burn this whole place down!

Luther: *silently regret coming out with Y/n*