(1st Person)

I immediately flinch back from the door as another set of metal claws gets through the crack and pries the door open a little more.

I glance over at the four other Worker Drones there, who look incredibly on edge and confused that I exist.

I look back and see some bright yellow ellipses.

"Hey fellas! Ooooh, deal me in! I love rummy! Wait no... I'm going to murder everyone. Raincheck!"

He swiftly uses his tail to stab through the keycard in Uzi's hands and onto the pad to open the door.

"Uh- S.A.D.E? Can you do something?"

S.A.D.E makes a few whirs as they look at me.

"Mx. Y/N. You are in no danger. It should be strongly against any Disassembly Drones to attack you. If so, I will defend you."

I pause a bit.

"No, not what I mean."

S.A.D.E looks a bit confused, but I overhear a Worker Drone talking oddly calmly to N as the other three run away. Uzi grabs my wrist and sprints, dragging me with her as S.A.D.E runs after us.

"Um... actually it's gin rummy, so-"

He gets cut of by being impaled through the abdomen by N's stinger and slammed into a wall, and I grimace as I watch N's easily slice his head off.

Holy shittttt.

Then N's hand/claw/whatever becomes a fucking missle launcher as he fires a few missles at all of us.

"UZI! SHOOT YOUR RAILGUN AT HIM AGAIN!"

Uzi grits her teeth.

"ITS CHARGING!"

I yelp a little as I barely avoid a missle.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS CHARGING? WHY DOES THE DEATH GUN HAVE A RECHARGE?"

Uzi gpdoesnt even look back at me.

"I DONT KNOW!"

I'm fucking flabbergasted.

"YOU MADE IT!"

S.A.D.E speaks up.

"Mx. Y/N, my ion cannon also has a recharge where I need to let it reactivate after using it."

I give S.A.D.E a look of, "thanks but not quite right now."

N's pouncing on two of the other Worker's and ripping them to shreds, while the last one runs up next to Uzi and I and quickly gets our attention.

"Hey- uh- Uzi and her weird human friend, I know no one has said my name aloud so far, so I just want you guys to know my name is-"

He gets cut off by being sliced in half vertically.

You never told us your name, but I will always remember you.

Uh...

Nameless guy. Yeah.

I feel something land in my hand as I quickly salute his corpse as I run with Uzi, and I glance down at it quickly.

It's his name tag, huh.

"Braxton"... welp. I know his name now. That's cool.

You will be missed Braxton. You will be missed.

There's a near silent beeping sound and Uzi let's go of my hand to put both hands on her railgun, which has fully charged, and points it behind us.

But...

N isn't there. Where is he?

There's a voice behind us and we both make quiet gasps and turn around.

"Pretty nice hydraulics huh-"

A worker drone with a very nice mustache looks shocked and horrified.

"Wha- what have you done?"

Uzi looks hurt.

I can't belive he's just immediately putting the blame on her! I mean- it's partially my fault!

I think.

Uh...

Nope, mope this is Uzi's fault. She dragged me into this mess. But I'm not telling her that! She's my friend.

Wait...

I think that's her dad...

Oof.

Welp, he has a nice mustache.

And then N crashes down from the vents above, looking very intimidating.

Everyone slides back a bit from the shockwaves of N's landing, but Uzi suddenly looks determined and twirls her gun, pointing it directly at N.

"This time I won't miss."

N laughs in an obvious attempt at an evil laugh that honestly sounds a bit too cute with his voice in general.

"I'm sorry. I really enjoyed our time together, but I can't have you shooting V with that thing."

I sigh a bit.

"You literally regenerated your head. I think if she shot V, V would be fine."

N pauses and looks at me, looking like he's considering my point.

Uzi looks very annoyed.

"Bite me. Dad, get down."

Oh, so that is her dad.

Wait, is "Bite me" her catchphrase or something? Welp, not a bad catchphrase.

Wait, I need a catchphrase! Uh- uh... shoot. I don't know one.

"Uzi. You led a murder drone here? My beautiful doors!"

I look at him.

"Mr. Uzi's dad, get down. Seriously."

He points at me.

"Is that a human?"

I shrug.

"Yep. A human. I exist. Woo woo."

My "woo woo" has never sound so unamused.

Uzi looks stressed.

"Now is still not the time! I messed up, in the same way I'm about to fix it! Move dad!"

I join in.

"Trust your daugh-"

I get cut off mid sentence by N stabbing Uzi with his wing into a wall, S.A.D.E being stabbed and flinged into a wall in away they hit their head and are knocked offline momentarily, and he wraps around me with his tail and knocks me down, retrained by his tail, though thankfully not stabbed.

But damn, pretty awesome how he did all three at once.

Not so awesome that S.A.D.E and Uzi are injured and I'm down.

He knocks Uzi's gun out of her hands and over to Uzi's dad.

"Dad- point and shoot- trust me-"

I nod quickly.

"Yes- do that- immediately- please-"

He looks scared, literally shaking, as he backs away a bit.

Uzi looks hurt. Like, ultra hurt.

"Dad..?"

He doesn't say a word, looking scared as he clicks something and the door slams shut.

I'm going to throw him into one of those doors he loves so much I swear to god-

The lights in the room turn red as an alarm blares. This bunker is now obviously on lockdown.

Uzi sort of drops the hand she was using to try to pry N's wing out of her, just looking shocked and numb.

N and I look at her. I can't really see N's face, but I just know he's feeling sad on Uzi's behalf.

Then I hear the sound of metal on metal, and suddenly I'm flinged into S.A.D.E and we slide behind some metal. Then Uzi is thrown into me and I wince a little because, ow.

I felt a bit of a prick as I was thrown though. I glance down and see a little tiny glowing hole in my suit.

N accidentally stabbed me.

It doesn't really hurt though.

But I do feel... real woozy...

Uh oh... think the nanites don't acid me, but just drug me...

Fuckkk...

"Woah N. Am I dreaming or are you doing something not useless for once?"

I recognize that voice from S.A.D.E's projection earlier.

J...

AKA, the once I'm totally borrowing Uzi's railgun to shoot in the face for being a jerk to the boi.

"I've been trying to get past those doors for months! Nice work N."

I recognize V's voice. At least she's trying to sound a little nicer.

In a sadistic and demented way, of course. I'm not surprised.

"You- me- name- remember?"

N sounds so hopeful I can't-

"These ventilation shafts can easily get us around this last door."

I see V step over and a bit into my view and as she spreads her wings.

"Lowest body count eats a missle!"

Then she flies up into the ceiling.

Why..?

Why have useless property damage?

I see J walk over and lightly smack N on the back in a congratulating way.

"Way to fo stud, company's gonna love this. With this colony wiped, we'll make top team this quarter for sure! And you know what that means?"

She holds up a pen.

"Branded pens~"

She clicks it a bit.

Okay, in all honesty, I want a branded pen. It would be awesome to have one.

Look, even N looks in awe. Who wouldn't be?

Well... actually I know someone...

He who must not be named. AKA my first dump truck of a relationship. AKA AKA...

E/N...

Who's probably dead now, yay!

J tosses the pen into N's hand, and I get a glimpse of N looking unsure.

He looks over at me and S.A.D.E and Uzi, the later two who looked to be knocked offline momentarily, and I give him a thumbs up.

He smiles at me faintly and looks back at J, obviously nervous.

"Uh- you know, not that I can't wait to keep murdering all these- maybe not so actually different from us- Worker Drones, but just out of curiosity- do we actually- uh... know what the company plans to do with us afterwards?"

Uzi is suddenly knocked back online and looks over at N. Then she realizes I'm sort of holding her in my arms and immediately gives me an annoyed look and lightly baps me on the head to let go of her.

I don't, because that would make noise and alert the much meaner death robot, heh.

"Excuse me?"

J sounds pissed-

"Okay! So a worker drone and a human and some sort of... robot dog, earlier might have suggested we can use the humans ship or fix up out landing pod to- uh- escape the planet and stuff, which, WOAH, HEY, THATS AGAINST THE RULES- but- it is kind of making me question, why our pods were only one way in the first place?"

N's such a sweetheart. And J looks so confused and annoyed.

"Cause- y'know- I get tye feeling the company doesn't actually live robots, and we might be robots..? I've made a terrible mistake, its cool how immediately I can tell."

Yep. Think ya did buddy.

J walks up to him, and I already get a bad feeling.

"Hm? No way buddy, questioning the company? You just finally gave me the reason I needed."

There's a click and I see J insert something into N's chest, and he starts glitching and falls down. J walks away a bit calmly.

"Worker Drones are corrupted N. That's why the company sent us. I hate to see you corrupted as well."

N's voice is glitching.

"Th- thanks J- always looking out for me- you're awesome-"

J rolls her eyes.

"And I have no idea what you were talking about with a human. There hasn't been any humans on here since years before we came."

You know what? TIME TO MAKE MYSELF KNOWN!

I immediately stand up, Uzi staring at me in concern, then she sees the glowing still, and immediately gets a look of "Oh shit" on her face.

Heheh, I feel realll weird now...

"HEY! FUCK YOU, CUZ I EXIST! AND I HAVE JUST BEEN ACCIDENTALLY DRUGGED, HEHE!"

J immediately seems startled at my voice, and then both she and N look at me.

"Well well well... would you look at that."

She walks up to me.

"Lookw like you weren't wrong N. That's rare."

She immediately grabs me and holds me by the throat.

"They're coming with me. I have no idea why the company sent... them... but I guess they're important. Heh."

She immediately fans her wings out and flies with me into the vents.

And my vision is fading in and out.

Shittt...

I hear J's voice, very muffled though.

"Seriously? Ughh..."

And after a few more fades in and out, I'm startled awake by suddenly feeling very much sober.

"EH!? WHAT!?"

I'm tied up in some sort of cable and I'm suddenly thrown to the ground, along with some sort of... average teenage jock-looking worker drone. He'e bleeding oil a bit, I'm bruised, and J is looking annoyed and V is... gone. Shit.

Fun times.

A few drones run over to the jock looking one, looking like teenage girls, and looking worried for his sake. But the purple haired one is staring at me blankly.

And all the drones look terrified. Yay...

"So they found our evacuation spot. What, if we build a quick door?"

I roll my eyes. Uzi's dad... yay...

"You, are a terrible father!"

He looks down at me blankly.

They all look at me blankly.

Then they to back to being terrified at the murder drones.

Then they all look back at me in shock.

Then back to being terrified.

This is fun... I guess... yay...

The teenage jock looking one quickly stands up and grabs a pipe as another worker drone sheepishly steps over and unties me.

"Are you kidding me? You're the WDF, right? Defend!"

The drones all take a small step back, and I stand up, grabbing a random ass rock.

"YALL ARE A BUNCH OF COWARDS! Except you, average teenage jock stereotype. You're okay."

He grins at me slightly, then V comes out of nowhere, AKA the fucking ceiling, and stabs him with her wing, lifts him up, and throws him into the ground.

I throw my rock at her, and it bounces off her head with no damage done, but she does pause and stare at me.

"BAD MURDER DRONE! BAD, MURDER DRONE!"

I feel myself get thrown over suddenly by J and V catches me, then holds both me and teenage jock stereotype up and looks like she's just about to kill us both...

"Hey!"

Everyone stops and looks over to the main entrance into here I guess, where there's Uzi and N, totally fine now. Oh, and S.A.D.E's behind them, looking close to causing some homicide...

"Put that conveniently attractive male and oddly attractive gender less human down."

Uzi is looking badass and N is... being adorable as always, gently waving at us all.

She gently elbows him and he stops waving.

"Oh- uh- J. You're sometimes kinda mean to me, and I wish you weren't. Just some constructive criticism."

Uzi grins maliciously at him.

"Nice."

They fistbump.

V throws the jock guy away and tosses me, more gently, into a crate. And I mean into a crate.

I am now stuck in a crate. Send help.

"Noted, traitor. Well circle back after I rightsize your existence."

They whisper to eachother quickly, then Uzi throws a pen into one of J's head bulbs, and she screams in pain.

I kinda want to join in the fight but I'm a little occupied being STUCK IN A CRATE.

I see S.A.D.E sprint over and rip the crate open so I can get out.

I get out right as I see N try to fire a laser at V right after dodging a fucking laster that sliced a box I half and he ends up firing a fucking pink heart.

"MY MIND'S IN A WEIRD PLACE! DON'T READ INTO THIS!"

Then she fires a missle at him.

"Uh... S.A.D.E? Can I like... have a weapon so I can help with the fight?"

S.A.D.E looks at me in confusion.

"There is no need to fight Mx. Y/N. You are in no danger."

I shrug a bit.

"Kinda want to help my friends?"

S.A.D.E tilts their head in confusion, but stand up.

"Mx. Y/N. Point. I'll shoot."

I grin a bit as I also immediately stand up, right as I see J release some sort of energy ray that knocks out Uzi.

"Oh shit- FIRE! FIRE AT THE ONE WITH THE PIGTAILS!"

S.A.D.E immediately opens their mouth and fires a beam like one from Uzi's railgun at J, which she barely dodges.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE COMPANY IS YOUR DOG?"

I shrug.

"TO BE HONEST, IM WONDERING THAT RIGHT NOW, BUT S.A.D.E IS AWESOME SO FUCK YOU!"

She rolls her eyes as she approaches Uzi, and I waste no time sprinting over as I see N literally kick V into the ground. Good for him.

Uzi barely comes back online as J kicks her railun away from her.

"You've got a lot of guts for a barely sentient toaster. I've had prey like that before. But you're edgy spirit is just so..."

I stab her stinger through her leg.

"PAIN- FUL!"

She looks down in shock and begins hopping away on the leg that wasn't stabbed, yelping in pain.

"FOURTH QUARTER PROFITS!"

Wait, is that how she swears?

"MOTHER OF COMAPNY LEADERSHIP RETREATS!"

Oh, this is funny.

I slide Uzi her railgun as she grins at me and stands up.

"Thanks Y/N. Not half bad... for a human."

I grin back at her.

"Not half bad for a angsty rebellious teen."

Uzi immediately sprints over to J and points the railgun right at her head.

"One more buzz word and I'll do it."

J looks a bit nervous from what I can see.

"...equity partnership-"

And then there's the blast.

And I'm temporarily blinded again.

Not fun.

Not fun at all.

When I regain vision I see a very dead J and Uzi spitting on her dead body.

Huh.

I stand up and walk over to her as a bunch of Worker's start cheering for us and coming out of hiding.

N walks over too and catches Uzi as she momentarily glitches and hoists her up and onto his shoulders.

V's pouting because she was retrained, and I'm just standing there with S.A.D.E next to them all.

"Holy hell Uzi, that was insane! And you too... uh..."

N looks a bit surprised.

"Huh? Oh- uh- N! I'm an angsty rebellious disassembly drone now."

Little sunglasses appear on his visor. So fucking adorable.

They look at me.

"Oh? Me too? Uh- I'm Y/N, and... I am... essentially the middle ground between these two, heh."

I grin sheepishly, knowing I 100% fucked that up.

I suddenly hear someone's throat being cleared and see Uzi's dad walk up a bit.

I see Uzi throw a wrench at his feet.

"I brought the murder drones here accidentally. You choose to leave me for dead instead of just fricking believing in me! That's not even an edy teen hyperbole like when I said it last week!"

Her dad looks very guilty, and Uzi sniffles a bit. Somehow. She doesn't have a nose so I'm not really sure.

She quickly smacks herself across the face.

"I'll save you the trouble dad. I banish myself!"

The other drones look at Uzi's dad in shock. He doesn't say anything.

"Let's go. Everyone here can bite me! Except Y/N."

Oh, cool.

N turns around and grabs V as he walks, obviously expecting me to follow since I'm not injured or restrained.

"Nice to meet you Mr. Uzi!"

Uzi gently smacks him across the head.

"Shove it."

I hop on S.A.D.E's back.

"As I said already, you are a terrible father."

S.A.D.E trots over to N, and both spread their wings and take off.

Wait, S.A.D.E has wings?

The more ya know...

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Okay... it's been, a bit of time. And yay, the ship is finally by the landing pod!

"So, let's get on board guys so we can go!"

S.A.D.E makes a beep sound right as N looked excited to fly in a ship. We all look at them.

"No. We are unable to fly. The ship is unfortunately damaged to the point where anything over than movement on this planets surface is unavailable."

I frown a bit as N looks disappointed.

"S.A.D.E, how bads the damage?"

S.A.D.E makes a beep sound.

"It will take many days of repair to fix the ship in the state it is in internally. Thankfully you have enough supplies to last you 1094.6 years on this planet, or roughly 5036.2 earth years."

I sigh a bit.

"Welp. Looks like we have to focus on fixing up the landing pod, huh?"

Uzi looks annoyed.

"The ship looks fine though!"

S.A.D.E shakes their head.

"Accordint to multiple diagnostic scans, we are unable to exit the planets atmosphere without painfully dying."

I shakes my head.

"Prefer not to die. Well just fix up the landing pod over time, yada yada."

Uzi nods slowly still looking annoyed.

"Ugh. I'm going outside for some air."

She storms out of the lair. N and I stand there awkwardly for a minute as S.A.D.E doesn't move or anything.

"Uh... nice toxic deathstorm, huh?"

N nods slowly.

"Yep..."

After a few minutes of awkward smalltalk, I point to theentrance.

"Im gonna... check on Uzi."

N nods.

"Good plan. I mean, I can't go into the sunlight without dying, so good plan."

I walk out to see Uzi sitting on top of an old broken down care, staring at the sun. I walk over to her and sit up next to her.

She glances at me before looking back at the sky, slowly inching her hand towards mine bit by bit as each minute tciked by, but flinches snd pulls her hand away when N yells out to us.

"I would join you two of the sun didn't kill me! Hope you're having important character growth or something though!"

Uzi grins and stands up.

"Just can't wait to murder all humans. Classic robot stuff. Just hope theyre sitting pretty there on earth, cus were coming for them."

Then she starts to laugh maniacally.

"Uh, don't mean to ruin the evil laughter or anything, but I'm not... counted as... one of those humans, right?"

She pauses and looks at me.

"No. Duh."

I smile a bit.

"Good, good. That makes me happy. Can I evil laugh with you?"

She grins maliciously at me.

"Duh!"

Then we both evil laugh together. MWAHAHAHA!

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A/N: Evil laughter together. Couple goals, am I right? ;D

But yay, we finished the Pilot---

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My main objective is to protect Y/N L/N at all costs.

They are the only thing I must protect.

The only thing that matters to my coding.

So since earth has been destroyed...

They cannot return. Because there is nothing to return to.

Y/N must remain on Copper-9.

They appear to be happy with this... "Uzi" and "N".

I am okay with N.

N appears to be dangerous, but a bit friendly and seems to mean no harm to Y/N.

N is okay to remain with Y/N.

But Uzi...

There is something wrong with Uzi.

The glitch.

It's in her.

It may hurt Y/N.

It cannot hurt Y/N.

That is not allowed.

If necessary, I will remove Uzi.

It will sadden Y/N, so I will refrain from that unless completely necessary.

...

Y/N.

I will protect you.

That is my duty.

My sole duty.

It will be completed.

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A/N: Uh... what?

Welp, looks like we got a bit of S.A.D.E's POV, how interesting? :]

See yall around! ;3

Y/N: Your Name

E/N: Ex's Name

L/N: Last Name

A/N: Author Note