(3rd person)

[Name: L/N, Y/N

Age: 19

Gender: N/A

Preferred Pronouns: All

Height: 1.7 m/5 ft 10 in

Weight: 68 kg/150 lbs

Date of Birth: MM/DD/2015

Ethnicity: C/O/B

Employment: N/A

Known Family: N/A

Education: N/A

Date of Launch: 02/18/2034

Date of Landing: N/A]

The monitor beeped slowly in accordance to Y/N's heartbeat. They were peacefully sleeping, like they've been for awhile...

BUT NOT ANYMORE!

The lights suddenly flash on in the ship as a loud blaring beep sound rings out, and the glass panel infront of the horizontal bed Y/N was sleeping in suddenly opens up and they fall out and faceplant into the floor.

"WHAT THE F- OW!"

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(1st person)

I huff a little as I slowly sit up, my legs still slowly waking up as the beeping quickly comes to a halt.

The lights stay on though...

Ugh... why did I agree to the ride in the shady rocket ship?

I slowly stand up and stumble around the sleek and futuristic room to the door, where I lazily smack my hand into the panel to open the door where I stumble out into the hallway.

I really fucking need some coffee right now. I mean- I have been asleep for... a few months now, according to the original flight plan if I remember it right.

Now... I just need to find the kitchen- er... "culinary area", if I want to refer to it as that if I'm going to actually respect the people who built and designed this ship...

Hm...

Nahhhhhh.

I walk down the hallway, but pause when I see a square in the wall that's a dark grey compared to the sleek white, with a panel above it.

Aren't I supposed to activate that now that I'm awake..?

Eh , screw it, let's do this!

I tentatively place my hand on the panel as it scans, and the panel slowly opens. I take a small step back as I brace for whatever may come out.

A large paw suddenly flashes out and slams into the ground, and it immediately makes me flinch. Another paw comes out as a robot dog the same height as me on all fours climbs out, it's visor blank.

Then it's visor lights up to show the two white ellipses that show its eyes. It stares at me directly, blinks, and then sits.

"Hello."

I pause.

"Uh... hi..?"

It tilts its head.

"Are you Mx. L/N?"

I nod slowly.

"That's me... just call me Y/N though."

It nods respectfully.

"Of course Mx. Y/N. I am your personal assistant, Self Assistant Dog Edition, also known as S.A.D.E. My purpose is to serve you as a personal assistant and bodyguard. You are my first and main priority to all events, and I will work as a protector and educator."

I nod slowly.

"Uh- Nice to meet you S.A.D.E."

It blinks at me.

"Any particular requests?"

I shake my head.

"Nah. I'm just going to make myself some coffee. You don't need to do that for me."

It tilts its head.

"Are you sure?"

I give it a thumbs up.

"Positive. Thanks though."

It nods and follows after me when I start walking towards the kitchen at a respectful distance.

"Would you like me to update you on current going on within the ship?"

I shrug.

"Sure S.A.D.E, go ahead and tell me."

S.A.D.E opens its mouth and a small 3d projection of the ship plays. I pull out a manual on how to operate the sleek and ultra futuristic kitchen.

After quickly scanning through it, I press the series of buttons to make myself a mocha, because I'm an unoriginal bitch.

I gently take a the cup that's now filled with the steaming chocolatey goodness as I take a sip.

"Current year is: 3071."

I immediately spit out my coffee.

"WHAT!?"

S.A.D.E tilts their head.

"Was that not clarifying enough? Your flight was started in: 2034. The current year is: 3071. You have been asleep for: 1037 years."

I blink a bit as I slam down my mocha.

"I was supposed to be asleep for three months, wasn't I?"

I sound way more stressed than I want to.

S.A.D.E nods.

"Yes. It appears that the alarm that would originally wake you up experienced a severe glitch, causing you to sleep for as long as you did."

I huff a bit as I pick up my mocha again and take a sip.

"What's the current condition of the ship?"

S.A.D.E gets a loading screen on their visor before responding as their visor returns to normal.

"Severely damaged and in major need of refueling. We need to land immediately."

I nearly spit out my mocha again, but sigh and quickly clear my throat.

"I uh- don't remember how to land this thing."

S.A.D.E looks unworried. Well, then again, it hasn't showed any actual emotion at all.

"Do not worry Mx. Y/N. I am capable of landing the ship."

S.A.D.E stands up and walks out, and I follow after them. We walk to the "navigation room" and S.A.D.E sits down at the desk at the front.

"The nearest planet we can land on is known as "Copper-9". It is a currently abandoned terrestrial exo-planet originally colonized by JCJenson corporation, and was used for mining operations, industrial manufacturing, and robot research. The planet was the site of a devastating "core collapse" which reduced the surface into nothing but a dense frozen wasteland, cruel to all biological fauna and flora. There appears to be no actual inhabitants of this planet."

I blink a bit.

"Uh... land there I guess. It would work for refueling real quick and then going back to Earth, yes?"

S.A.D.E nods.

"Affirmative. Landing KS-87 now."

The ship begins rumbling as we decend towards the planet. I stare outside at the bleak and slowly landscape as we land on a clear patch of snow, surrounded by abandoned and crumbling buildings.

"...damn..."

S.A.D.E looks over at me.

"We now will need to step outside to assess any external damage that may have been caused by asteroids crashing into the ship. Afterwards, we can refuel and take off again, to return to Earth."

I nod quickly.

"Welp, let's go-"

I get cut off by S.A.D.E stepping infront of me.

"First you are required to place on a spacesuit. Tempetures outside are currently negative 90 degrees celsius, or negative 194 degrees fahrenheit. Air quality is also currently 476 AQI, or 176 measurements over toxic air quality. A spacesuit is necessary to survive a trip outside."

I blink a bit, but sigh.

"Okay, where are they?"

S.A.D.E stands up and walks to the room where I was sleeping, and opens a door to a closet filled with many spacesuits and clothing.  The spacesuit are very slim and seem pretty easy to place on, and seem much more comfortable than most spacesuits.

I quickly grab the suit and helmet and put them on over the thin yet warm pure black outfit I'm wearing.

And damn I look good in this. The helmet itself is clear and you can easily see my face inside of it.

I look over at S.A.D.E.

"AM I good to safely go outside now?"

S.A.D.E nods.

"Yes Mx. Y/N. Follow me so we can assess damage."

I nod and follow S.A.D.E to the main airlock/door, and S.A.D.E opens it, and both of us step outside.

Damn it's cold though.

I resist shuddering as both of us walk outside, the Snow crunching under our... feet/paws I guess.

S.A.D.E begins to scan the ship, as I stand around iddly and obviously bored.

I literally have no idea what to do, and so I look over at S.A.D.E.

"I'm gonna wander around a bit."

S.A.D.E glances back at me.

"Alright. Remain safe though Mx. Y/N."

I nod as I walk away a bit, my feet crunching the snow as I look around and the overall bleak environment.

I pause when I see a frozen solid human skeleton, and I gently poke it. It falls over to the ground and shatters.

I grimace a bit as I resume walking, and seem to notice something purple dash in front of me. It's blurry, so I cantbreally see it.

I squint my eyes a bit and pause.

"...eh..?"

I hear a rustling to my left and turn to look over there.

I... have no weapons.

Wait...

OH GOD THERE'S SOMETHING ON HERE WITH ME AND S.A.D.E!

I look around frantically, and see a nicely sized piece of metal which I pick up and hold at the ready to thwack whatever's about to attack me.

I look to my right and see two purple ellipses glowing in the darkness and staring at me.

We both narrow our eyes at eachother as I point my piece of metal at it point first.

"HAVE AT THEE, BITCH!"

I hear an annoyed grumble come from the shadows as a fucking 5 foot tall humanoid robot that looks like an emo teenager comes running out at me, holding a glowing green gun thing.

"What the..?"

I lower the piece of metal as they tackle me and pin me to the ground, pointing the gun directly at my face.

"Tell me why I shouldn't kill you right now!"

She narrows her eyes at me.

"Human..."

I grin sheepishly.

"I'm... oddly cute?"

She looks unamused, but makes an annoyed huff and steps off of me, throwing her gun to the ground as she paces around angrily.

"Screw you and your human logic!"

I shrug and sit up.

"Sorry gal. I'm literally just trying to get a bareing of my surroundings since I've been asleep for... 1037 years, if S.A.D.E's right."

She pauses.

"Two questions. Who in the name of robot hell is "S.A.D.E"? And what do you mean, "asleep for 1037 years"!?"

I shrug.

"Well, I for some reason agreed to go on the very shady spaceship owned by JCJenson's, and I guess a glitch occured where I was kept in stasis for 1037 years. And S.A.D.E's my... friend, I guess."

She rolls her eyes.

"Who are you anyways? Humans are all dead on this planet. And hopefully Earth. Probably not though."

I raise an eyebrow.

"I'm... Y/N. And what do you mean by you hope all humans are dead?"

She crosses her arms.

"Well, they sent Murder Drones to kill us after they killed themselves on this planet, and didn't like the fact we lived peaceful and harmless lives that they used to live!"

She kicks a can and sends it flying, and picks up her gun, twirling it a bit, before resting it on her shoulder and grinning at me maliciously.

"And I'm Uzi. And you Y/N, are now helping me with my murder plan."

I raise an eyebrow.

"What? Why?"

Whe shrugs, still grinning as she sits on a piece of debris.

"Well, you've obviously also been abandoned by the humans. Why not get revenge?"

I shrug.

"Eh. I'll consider it."

She chuckles a bit.

"Oh Y/N, you don't have a choice~"

I am now realizing how I may have fucked up.

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A/N: Don't know what else to say, other than, yes Y/N, you have fucked up.

Y/N: Your Name

L/N: Last Name

MM: Month

DD: Day

C/O/B: Country of Birth