
Y/n: Tip toeing in my Jordan's
"... huh?" You squinted at her like:
"Who's that?"
She leaned back in slight surprise.
"Oh wow," she said, "Author really did reset your memories." You tilted your head at her.
"Author? Like... J.R.R Tolkien? Isn't he dead?" You asked. She let out a light laugh.
"Alright, then how about this name. Psychotica."
Your brows twitched slightly, and she noticed it.
"Well, if you don't remember, there's no point in telling you my name." She looked away from you. "Author really fucked everything up, didn't she?"
"Who the Bob-the-Building, Swiper-no-swiping, Spongebob Squarepants fucking fuck are you talking about?" You asked. Psychotica stood, putting her hands in her pockets.
"If you don't remember, it's no fun." She looked down at you. "I'll see you later, Y/n." You watched her walk away. No one but you seemed to of noticed. You blinked after her, confused, but you didn't run after her.
~
Once the scene was clear, you weren't instructed to go to the hospital, so you went back to the dorms. You snuck back into your room without alerting anyone in the building. You sat in your dark room, shoveling through your brain to try to make sense of what Psychotica said.
'I have two brain cells, the least you could do is work for once!' You rubbed your hands against your face.
"You've recovered quickly."
You peeked through your fingers and saw Realiti standing in front of you.
"... YOU BITCH!!!!" You launched off the bed like a cat and stuck yourself to the wall, caging her in. "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO?!?!?!" Realiti flicked your forehead and you went falling to the floor like a dead spider.
"I had other priorities," she replied with a smile. "But I heard you were able to retrieve Eri." You looked up at her.
"Yeah, but I don't know how anything else went."
"I'll tell you right now, Nighteye is dead."
You blinked at her.
"... it's 2020, who the fuck dies nowadays."
Realiti crouched down next to you.
"How was the hospital?"
"I didn't go to the hospital."
"Why not?"
"No one told me to."
"Did you get checked?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Bitch, how the hell should I know."
Realiti smiled down at you.
"You're really bad at taking hints, aren't you... Little Y/n?"
Something seemed click in your head.
'Little Y/n? Why does that sound familiar?'
"Wait, was that a threat? Who are you?" You asked, trying to sit up. Realiti pressed her foot against your chest and held you down.
"Oh god, are we gonna fuck? Will this give me a raise, at least?"
Realiti smirked down at you.
"Oh, I'm gonna fuck you alright. Just not in the way you're thinking."
The pressure on your chest was gone, and so was she. You blinked a few times.
"... the fuck?"
You laid down on the floor longer, fingering the dust bunnies underneath your bed.
"OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT YOU DIRTY LITTLE BITCH, DON'T YA?!?"
You stopped your workout when you heard voices outside the dorm. You ran over to the window and pulled the curtains back. You saw Midoriya, Kirishima, Ochaco, and Tsu outside.
"Whaddup my fuckboys and fucktoys?" You asked, wrapping your arms around the two males.
"Y/n-chan!" The green haired bean exclaimed, startled by your sudden appearance.
"Where were you, Y/n?" Ochaco asked, walking up to you.
"You weren't at the hospital, kero," Tsu added. You pulled Kirishima tighter against you, to which he smiled.
"Well, no one instructed me to. So I came here." You left the part about Realiti and Psychotica out.
"What about the police?"
"What about the police? Are they after me? Oh god, do they know I stole that bag of coke?! WHERE ARE THEY?!?! COME ON OUT BITCHES!!!" You brought out a pipe. "I'VE PLAYED GTAV!!"
"No, no." Kirishima came up behind you (🌚) and gently grabbed the pipe from your hand. "They wanted statements from all the heroes that were there." You blinked at him.
"I wasn't asked."
The three of them glanced at each other and Kirishima just furrowed his brows at you.
"Maybe because you weren't there." He tried to find a reason. You broke your gaze from him.
"Maybe..." You said softly.
'Or maybe... I'm not considered a hero.' You thought, pursing your lips.
"Hey," Kirishima said. You looked at him. He nodded and jerked his head to the dorm. "Let's go." You nodded with a smile.
"Let's go say hello to the inferior losers!!!"
"That's not nice, Y/n," Midoriya said with a nervous smile. You looked back at him and stuck out your tongue.
"How's it feel being an A-lister?"
"An... A-lister?" Midoriya repeated, tilting his head.
"Yeah, you know... A1, legend, icon, shistar, queen?" You worded off all these words that just left him even more confused. You patted him on the head.
"You'll learn one day."
"... okay?"
When you got to the doors, you were the one who opened it. Everyone was already waiting in the lounge room. Surprisingly, Mineta was the first one to run up to you guys.
"Those guys are back!" He exclaimed. Everyone else followed after him. He tried to jump into your arms, but you brought out a stop sign from behind your back and smacked him into the floor like a cockroach.
"We were all worried about you," Yaoyorozu said.
"Yeah, yeah!"
"We saw the news! Looked like you had a tough time!" Denki said. You threw the stop sign over your shoulder and jumped in front of him.
"BROSKI, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT, I INHALED AN ENTIRE BACK OF CRACK COCAINE."
His eyes popped out of his stomach.
"NO WAY!!" He exclaimed, grabbing your wrists and holding them to his chest. "HOW DID YOU NOT DIE?!?!?!"
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW BRO."
"Anyways, have some chocolate cake!" Sato said, holding it up towards you four.
"Oh, thanks bro." You pulled down your pants and reversed shitted it up your ass. Everyone stared at you like O.O. You smacked your lips with a hum.
"That was good, thanks."
"... no... problem..." Everyone stared at you in complete silence. You looked around.
"... what?"
After that, everyone greeted one another, worried about the events that happened.
"EVERYONE!!" Iida slid in between you all.
"... switch."
"I KNOW THAT YOU WERE WORRIED, BUT CALM DOWN!! YOU SAW ON THE NEWS, DIDN'T YOU?! A lot has happened to them. If you're their classmates, you should console them and let them rest quietly. Because I'm sure it's not just their bodies--their spirits must also be worn down."
You came up to him and wrapped an arm around his neck.
"We stan a compassionate man."
"Iida. Iida," Midoriya called. You both turned to look at the smol kidney bean. "Thanks. But... it's fine."
"... how cliche." You removed your arm from him.
"Then, if I may..." He pushed his glasses up. "I WAS EXTREMELY WORRIED ABOUT YOU GUYS!!! JEEZ, YOU GUYS!! YOU GUYS!!"
"You're being the most violent," Sero said. You smiled at all of them. A soft smile, oddly enough.
'At least I have friends...' You watched them disperse slowly.
'Right?'
Ja ne!
{Ruby Red}
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