"..."

"..."

"..."

"TOGA!!!!!! TWICE!!!!!!!" You exclaimed, an unhealthy amount of tears ejaculating from your eyes.

"Y/N-CHAN!!!" The two exclaimed, crushing you in a threeway hug.

"I missed you so much!!!!" Toga exclaimed.

"I HATE BEING A GOOD PERSON!!!!" You yelled in pain.

"SO DO WE!!!!!"
After the tears(and orgy) was over, you all separated, sweaty and sticky.

"So... why are you two here?" You asked.

"We joined the Yakuza," Toga replied. Your brow raised.

"Shigaraki... agreed to work with another villain organization?"

"Well, not totally," Twice replied.

"Do I even want to know?"

"You're a hero! So we, unfortunately, cannot tell you anything!" Twice said again. You blinked at him.

"Okay, but--"
Your psychic abilities activated when you felt an oncoming threat.

"... balls."
Large tentacles of stone, rock, and dirt(the holy trinity) burst through the wall and encased you three.

"WOAHHH IT'S LIKE I'M INSIDE OF THE ROCK'S STOMACH!!"

"DWAYNE JOHNSON ISN'T A REAL ROCK!!" Twice yelled.

"... WHO THE FUCK IS DWAYNE JOHNSON?!?!?!"
You looked around, sipping the scalding tea from the cup that miraculously appeared in your hand.

"Hm..." You adjusted your monocle. "How to beat this..." You flipped through your Quirk101 book.

"Where did that come from?" Twice asked.

"Don't ask," Toga said.

"Hmmm..." You blew bubbles out from your pipe.

"Where does she get stuff like this?!?!"

"I told you don't ask."
You jumped around, avoiding being crushed.

"Oh well." You closed the book and got rid of any evidence that you were being classy. "Empty yeet bitch, THIS!!!!!!!!" You threw a can of RedBull into the hole where Irinaka was hiding. The can smashed against his face and distracted him long enough that Midoriya came and Full Cowled the area around him, exposing him. The rocks suddenly stopped moving and he began to fall.

"Sorry, Yakuza!" Twice called, "I think we'll do what we want after all!"

"YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED SIR!!!!" You exclaimed, jumping up to him and kicking him away from you all.

"See you later, Y/n!!" Toga exclaimed.

"BYE MURDER-WIFE, LOVE YOU!!!" You called back.

"The League of Villains?!" Midoriya gasped.

"Catch him!" Nighteye exclaimed.

"BUT I JUST KICKED HIM AWAY!!!!"

"JUST DO IT!!!"

"WHY IS YOUR SHIRT OPEN?!?!?!?"

"JUST FOCUS ON THE MISSION!!!!"

"FINE STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!" You caught him in midair and body slammed him onto the ground.

"That wasn't necessary," Aizawa said.

"Oh... sorry." You looked up at where Twice and Toga were and saw they were gone.

"It looks like we've been used," Nighteye said.

"Well, with your shirt open like that, I'd use you too."

"Y/n."

"... sorry."

"But that put an end to the maze," Nighteye added.

"... OH SHIT I LEFT TOGATA!!!!!!!!"

~
The entire underground was shaking due to you cannonballing your way through the solid cement walls.

'OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!'
You finally broke through one of them where Chisaki, Togata, and someone else was. I forgot their name(sorrynotsorry).

"This girl doesn't want you to rescue her--"

"I SMELL BULLSHIT!!!" You were covered in more dust than ten pounds of coke. The three of you just stared at you.

"Y/n-chan...?" Togata said awkwardly.

"Ha! Ha! You fool!" You jumped into a lunge and pointed straight at him. "You fell right into my trap!"

"Trap?" Chisaki repeated, "What trap?" Your eyes then landed on the little girl in the person's arms.

"OH SHIT YOU HAVE A KID," you yelled, "Shit... the stripper act won't work then..."

"You don't understand what I'm saying," Chisaki said, "I'm telling you to die." He turned and walked away. You and Togata ran forward, but he suddenly fell, leaning against the wall. You stopped and looked around.

"This feeling?" You said, "Huh... inebriation." You looked up and saw one more of the members of Shie Hassaikai with a bottle of sake in his hand.

"... I'm only five years under the drinking age and that's never stopped me before!" You jumped up and kicked the spider from the ceiling.

"What?!" Nemoto activated his quirk and pointed his gun at you. "What's your quirk?" He asked. You drank the entire rest of the bottle.

"Bro, this shit is light," you said, throwing the bottle over your shoulder. "And you're drunk from that? One sip of whiskey and you're dead." Nemeto couldn't seem to grasp your personality around his head.

"Answer me! What's your quirk?"

"THESE HANDS, BITCH!!!" You ran at him, avoiding his bullets and clocking him in the face. "GET UP LE-BITCH!!" You yelled.

"WE HAVE A CHILD TO SAVE!!!!"
He staggered to his feet and disappeared through the floor. You yote yourself towards the two of them.

"BITCH THIS YEET, EMPTY!!!!!!!!" You yelled, a giant mallet appearing in your hands. You repeatedly hydraulic-pressing-closing-match-boxed him with it. Eri flew out of his arms and Togata caught her. Once you were done Super Smashing him, you turned towards Chisaki with a gleam in your eye. He wasn't looking at you, but he stood straighter.

"Come back, Eri," he ordered, "Killed? How many times do I have to tell you? You break people. That's how you were born."

"That's some metal shit right there."

"Aren't I always telling you? I have to get my hands dirty because of your selfishness. Each and every action you take kills people."

"Emotional manipulation, physical abuse, and assault of a minor, check," you said, writing a giant green check mark on a clipboard.

"You're cursed."

"How can you say that to your own child?!" Togata exclaimed.

"Huh? Oh, I see. That's the story I told you..." Chisaki got into a position. "I don't have any children." The split second Togata was distracted, he used that opportunity to dismantle the ground below him.

'WAIT QUICK THINK OF SOMETHING!!!'
The stone spikes that were going to impale the two turned to dildos.

"Oh shit..."

'THAT'S ALL YOU COULD THINK OF?!?!?!'

DON'T BLAME ME

'THERE'S A CHILD!!!!'

YOU ARE A CHILD!!

Chisaki needed to get rid of you first. So his second attack was aimed at you. The ground formed a thick blockade around you.

"Y/N!!!" Togata exclaimed. Instead, a rectangle of the stone opened like a door and you walked out.

"Huh... not bad," you said, examining it.

"What?" Chisaki narrowed his eyes at you. Togata sweatdropped at you. You heard a gun cock behind you.

You turned too late.

"Y/N!!"

Red.

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}