Btw where the fuck is Endeavor's Hero Agency located? Like, the fuck?

Also I'm really contemplating on having this end seriously badly. Like for real badly. Like so bad you'll cry.

~
Slowly, your head turned. With a light groan, you finally began to flutter your eyelids open like a newborn butterfly. Upon seeing the bright white lights above you, a silhouette was also in your view. Squinting your eyes.

"... Jesus? Am I dead?" You whispered, reaching up and accidentally poking the person in the nostrils.

"Dumbass. At least take me on a date before shoving your fingers in my holes," they said. You looked up and saw Author leaning over you. Her long hair was getting into your mouth.

"Ugh, dude, could you cut your hair?" You said, spitting out the strands, "It's like eating bigfoot's ass."

"I'll eat your ass before I cut my hair."

"Do it, coward."

"TURN THE FUCK AROUND THEN BITCH!"

"FINE!"

"Please don't do that in here, you two," Recovery Girl swiftly interrupted as you pulled your pants down.

"Sorry," Author said.

"No, you're not."
She just shrugged.

"L/n, if you're feeling better, the award ceremony is starting soon," Recovery Girl said.

"Oh yeah," you sighed, rubbing your forehead, "... I won."

"Unfortunately," Author said flatly.

"As if you could do any better, pizza face."

"Fucking try me you itchy sweater I will make you step on a lego."

~
You stood on the podium underground while Midnight was talking above you. Bakugo was to your right, yelling at you, and Todoroki was to your left.

"Dude, I didn't know you were into BDSM, that's sick, brehh," you said coolly, seeing him chained to a large cement wall and a muzzle over his mouth.

"MMMHHHPHHHH!!! MMPHHHMPMMHPMMP!!!!" His eyes were practically bulging out of his head. Your brows raised to the top of your head.

"Dude you sound like an engine, that's fuckin sick as hell."
You laughed at his anger. The cheering and booms over you grew louder and the platform slowly began to raise. Sunlight entered your vision through the smoke.

"LHLHHLHLL/NGNGNGNGNGNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled, looking up at you. You snorted (coke) and covered your mouth with your fist.

'This is priceless!'

"We will now award the medals!" Midnight said. "The presentation of the medals will, of course, be by this man—" There was loud laughter and the crowd lost its shit like they were at a drug party and the cops came.
You looked up at saw All Might jump down from the top of the stadium.

"Our very own hero, All Might!"
"I have brought the medals here!"
The two spoke at once.

"And I thought I was a mess," you said to yourself. Midnight retrieved the three medals and held them out.

"Now then, All Might, please present the medals, starting with third place," she said. All Might laughed as he grabbed the bronze medal and walked up to Todoroki.

"Young Todoroki, congratulations," he said as Todoroki bowed to allow him to slip the medal over his head. You watched as they exchanged words to each other. All Might then walked over to Bakugo.

"Now then, Young Bakugo!! ... this is too much," he said. You had to hold back laughs when he unclipped the muzzle.

"All Might..." You heard his scraggly voice say. "Second place like this... ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING!!!!!!! EVEN IF THE WORLD RECOGNIZES IT, IF I DON'T RECOGNIZE IT MYSELF, THEN IT'S TRASH!!!"

"Right." All Might nodded. "In this world where people are constantly being compared publicly, there are not many who can keep aiming for the top of an unchanging scale."
You let a snicker leave your mouth at the sight of Bakugo's face.

'His brain is gonna explode.'

"Take this medal, okay?" All Might said, holding up the silver one. "Think of it as a 'wound' so you never forget!"

"I SAID I DIDN'T WANT IT!"

"Now, now." All Might walked up to him and attempted to push it over his head.

"I TOLD YOU, I DON'T WANT IT!" He mananged to let it hang from his mouth.

"Here!"
Finally, he reached for the gold medal, holding it up as well.

"Young L/n, congratulations," he said, slipping it around your head. "Your iron will and determination is what makes you a strong person." He gave you an awkward hug. "Your father would've been proud."

"Thank you," you said, "It was mostly the alcohol and drugs, though."
All Might sweatdropped. He walked down from the podiums.

"Well, they were the winners this time! But listen here, anyone here could have ended up on these podiums. It's just as you saw— competing! Improving each other! and climbing even further! The next generation of heroes is definitely sprouting!" He pointed to the sky. "So, I just have one more thing to say! Everyone, please say it with me! Ready, go—!"

"—THANKS FOR YOUR HARDWORK!"
"—PLUS ULTRA!!"

"PFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!"

"EHHH!? IT SHOULD'VE BEEN 'PLUS ULTRA!' THERE, ALL MIGHT!"

"Well, I thought everyone worked hard..."

~
You were back in one of the waiting rooms gathering shit and evidence from the cops. It was only you in the room. Everyone else had already left.
You heard footsteps coming towards the room. A tall, but lean person appeared in the doorway.

"Y/n L/n," the voice spoke. You turned around.

"Oh sweet lord baby Jesus," you whispered. You stood up and faced him. "Can I help you?"

"Congratulations on winning, Y/n-chan," he said with a smile, "I'm greatly impressed you managed to beat everyone."
Several alarms rang out in your head at once.

"Okay, first off, when did I say you could say my first name? Second off, just because you have a delicious looking face and body that I would willingly let crush me, why do you think I'd talk to you?"
He laughed, slipping the headphones around his neck. You felt something roll off of him. It wasn't a smell, but a feeling. It was warm, comforting.

'What the hell?' You looked up at him and he changed. The loose black top he was wearing was gone. And I mean gone. Like, he was shirtless. As for his bottom half, you can imagine.

"wooaaaHHHHHHH I AM TRIPPING BALLS RIGHT NOW," you exclaimed, turning away from him. You felt his body press over your back.

'OH CHRIST WAIT ISNT THIS RAPE WHATTHEFUCK IM UNDERAGED IS HE A PEDOPHILE WHAT IS HAPPENING.'

"Wow~ you're much more beautiful up close." His hand trailed up your side to your neck. "Are you as warm inside as you are outside?"

"Yo, could you maybe step the fuck away from her, or some shit?"
The both of you jumped back and turned.

"Author!" You exclaimed, suddenly feeling flushed and warm.

"What are you doing here, J****?" He asked, but quickly jumped when he noticed her name was censored.

"I'm here because of you, asshat," she said, pulling out her book. "You better watch who you enthrall, Amare. Do it to anyone except the piece of shit I'm supposed to look after."

"Wow, thanks."

"Are you threatening me? I was merely greeting her."
Author walked forward, in between you and Amare. As soon as she blocked him from sight, the weird feeling went away.

"I don't know what your goal is, Amare, but I'm warning you, stay away from Y/n."
Dark brown eyes clashed with ice blue. "I will know if you don't heed my warning."
He raised his hands in surrender and shrugged.

"Whatever the most powerful hero says." He turned and walked out of the room, hands in his pockets.

"Who was that crunchy churro?" You asked. She turned and the book disappeared.

"A predator," she replied, "Stay away from him. And if your dumbass manages to find yourself in his presence, then be aware. His quirk is Seduction. Pretty self explanatory." You nodded.

"Great. So I got a thirsty hoe lusting after me like I'm an unvaccinated child and he's polio."

"Pretty much."

~
Later that day, you were back in class. Sitting in between Todoroki, who you beat the shit out of, and Yaoyorozu, who admitted to hating you, was slightly less ideal. Bakugo's medal was still hanging from his mouth and you still had yours on too. Except you weren't vibrating with rage.

"Good job," Aizawa said from the front, "So there will be no school tomorrow or the day after. I'm sure the pro heroes who watched the sports festival will want to recruit you, but we'll consolidate everything and announce it when you get back." Your lips pursed.

'Recruit me? Uh-huh. Sure.' You thought, resting your cheek on your palm.

"So rest well, and look forward to that."

"Yes!"

~
"I'm home," you called, sliding the door open.

"Hiiiii," you heard Author call from the living room. You walked in there and saw her going on her second bag of Hershey kisses.

"You're gonna get fat, you know," you said flatly.

"Well, the thing is, I was fat before you mentioned it, so fuck off." You sighed and walked into the kitchen. "By the way," she spoke, "Good job on winning. Didn't expect you to, to be honest."

"Wow, thanks."

"Anytime." You heard her stop her unwrapping for a moment.

"I shouldn't tell you this, but—"

"OOH TEA?! ARE YOU GONNA SPILL THE TEA!? THROW SHADE!?" You appeared on the coffee table, sparkles in your eyes.

"No, dumbass. It's about your mother." Sparkles gone.

"... oh." You climbed off. "What about her?"

"She's been spotted in Musutafu, along with the other two."

"Didn't they try to catch her?"

"Tried. She escaped on the back of a cheetah." You crossed your arms.

"Then it's serious, huh? My mother... truly being free."

"Yep." Author popped another kiss into her mouth. "But she doesn't know where you are, yet. You're safe, for now." For now.

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}