"Well then, let us begin," Bubble Girl said from the front of the long table. You sat next to Realiti at the conference. All of the present heroes and students were seated around it. "Those of us from Nighteye Agency have been conducting an independent investigation into the designated villain group known as the Shie Hassaikai for about two weeks."

"What prompted this?" A random hero asked.

"An accident involving a gang of thieves called the Reservoir Dogs."

"I heard about that."

"The police wrote it off as an accident, but there were a number of points that didn't make sense, so we began tailing them," Bubble Girl finished.

"I, Centipeder, conducted a follow-up investigation. In my investigation, I found that, in the past year, the members of Shie Hassaikai have increased contact with those outside of their organization and other groups involved with shady businesses, moving with the aim of expanding their organization and increasing their funds. And soon after beginning the investigation, he was in contact with a member of the League of Villains, Jin Bubaigawara, villain name: Twice."

'Twice?!?!' You thought, eyes widening. A picture popped on screen of Shie Hassaikai's leader, Chisaki, talking with Twice. Everyone's gaze seemed to levitate towards you for a moment.

"They were wary of being tailed, and I was unable to follow them, but with the help of the police, I was able to confirm that an altercation had occurred between the two organizations."
Swallowing your shock, you raised your hand.

"Will this be on the test?"

"... test...?" Centipeder repeated.

"Do you think this is a joke, kid?" Ken Takagi asked from across from you. "You were a former member of the League of Villains. Take this seriously."

"I'm sorry, who the fuck are you?"

"I'M ROCK LOCK DAMMIT!!! LEARN SOME MANNERS!!!" He pointed a finger at you.

"COME AT ME HOE I'LL REPLACE YOUR BONE MARROW WITH CEMENT!!" You slammed your hands on the table and growled back at him. Realiti grabbed the back of your pants and held you back.

"BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I HAVE BONE MARROW."

"BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I DIDN'T SUCK IT OUT OF YOU." You and Ken glared at each other from across the table.

"Villain," he growled.

"Court jester," you growled back.

"HUH?!?!?! ARE YOU CALLING ME A JOKE?!?!" He yelled, taking a step to go on top of the table.

"I'M CALLING YOU A CLOWN BITCH!! HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
You and him came face to face, snarling animalistically. Realiti slowly and awkwardly reached up and dragged you off of the table, sitting you back down.

"Calm down, Y/n," she said.

"He can suck my di—"

"PLEase continue," Sir Nighteye spoke from the front.

"So after all this happened, we put out a request for help on the HN—"

"You can skip that part," Centipeder interrupted Bubble Girl.

"Right!"

"HN?" You repeated. "... Hentai Nirvana?"

"Hero Network," Realiti corrected sharply.

"Even if they're from U.A., why are there kids here?" Ken asked, "We'll never get anywhere with them here. The sun'll set before we get to the actual plan."

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!?!"

"y/N PLEASE!!!" Realiti shrieked.

"Don't say that!" Fat Gum exclaimed, standing up and holding his arm over Kirishima and Amajiki. "These two have super important information!"

"Us?" Kirishima repeated, while Amajiki slumped forward.

"Anyway, I think I'm meetin' a lot of you for the first time, so I'm Fat Gum! Nice to meet you!" He said.

"I stan one(1) king."

"Oh, here's some candy!"
You launched from your seat and vacuumed the small hard candies into your mouth. The suction power was so great, Fat Gum got his arm stuck in your mouth.

"Y/N PLEASE!!!!!" Realiti popped his arm from your mouth and sat back down, using rope to tie you into the chair.

"This is some BDSM shit."
She taped your mouth shut.

"We suspect one of the Hassaikai's main sources of income is unauthorized drugs," Nighteye said, "So I requested help from heroes who are well-versed in those matters."

'Dude I wish I could jack off right now...'

"I crushed tons of guys like that back in the day!" Fat Gum said, "And then, at Red Riot's debut fight the other day...!" He crushed the candy in his hand and you let out a whine.

"A type I'd never seen before was shot into Tamaki," he said, releasing the crushed candy. "A drug that destroys Quirks."

'Oh god please shoot me.' You thought.

"What?! Tamaki, you're okay, right?" Mirio stood up, alarmed.

"Yeah, I recovered after I slept," Amajiki replied, "Look at this cow hoof."

"So you had beef bowl for breakfast?"

'So... what would happen if he ate an octopus before sex?'

"I feel better knowing that you can recover from it," Ken said, "So it's not gone for good?"

"No, we will hear from Eraser Head on the matter," Nighteye said, gesturing toward your teacher.

"It seems to be a little different from my Erasure since I don't attack the Quirk itself directly," he explained, "The Quirk is an extra part with a special function added to a basic human body. Those 'extra parts' are lumped together as Quirk genes. I only stop those genes temporarily, but I cannot directly inflict damage on them."

"Right after Tamaki was shot, we had the hospital take a look at him, and his Quirk genes were damaged," Fat Gum said, "Thankfully, they healed on their own, and now he's back to normal, though."

"What about the analysis on what was shot into him?" Nighteye said.

"There was nothin' wrong with the rest of his body. It was only his Quirk that received any damage. The guy who shot him isn't sayin' anythin' either! The gun's in pieces, and the only bullet we had was the one that'd been shot!"

"If the drug only affects the quirk genes," you spoke, leaning over the table, "Then that must mean it's not manufactured by scientists."

"How did you get out of your restrains?"

"Plot armor, bitch."

"What do you mean?" Nighteye asked.

"Think about it," you said, "In order for a drug to target Quirk genes, there must be some component made of the same thing." Your expression darkened.

"They're using someone's cells as a way to make this Quirk-erasing drug."
Everyone seemed to of been stunned into silence.

"That may have been the smartest thing you've ever said," Realiti said.

"SHUT UP!!!"

"Thanks to Kirishima's brave actions that led to one bouncin' off his body, we were able to get one still filled with the drug!" Fat Gum said.

"... ME? That surprised me! It came out of the blue!" He exclaimed.

"I STAN ONE(1) KING!!!"
You sat back in your chair as they kept talking. You crossed your arms.

I want you to rejoin the criminal world... I want you to go undercover as a villain.

Your brows furrowed slightly. You looked up and gazed around the table. You squeezed your arm slightly.

'ARGH!! Stop thinking, you mess of a human being!!' You shook your head slightly.

'Your father wasn't the number three hero for you to turn your back on him! Calm down... you're doing fine.'
Realiti glanced at you from the corner of her eyes.

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}