Em: Heyo, welcome to this thing. Before I set my characters loose here, I'm going to explain what kind of truths or dares I won't accept.

Yuri:  *poking her head in from the other room* can I help?

Em: oh, sure! Everyone, this is Yuri Heartstrings, the ultimate reporter.

Yuri: Please to meet y'all! In a way...?

Em: I'm going to accept basically any dare-

Yuri: but not those that are gory, right?

Em: yes.

Yuri: Is that all?

Em: Yeah, That should be it. You can go get your boyfriend now~

Yuri, bright red: Hey! Don't call him that! He's just a friend!

Em: uh-Huh. That's what they all say~

Yuri: I'm tired of this conversation.

*Yuri walks out of the room.*

*Em follows Yuri.*

Em: Everyone introduce yourselves.

???: we already know each other?

???: no one asked, you f***ing *sshole!

Yuri: Jeremiah, Zach, now's not the time.

Jeremiah: Alright, fine.

Em: you do see the large video camera I'm holding, right?

???: oh, lemme help you with that!

Em: thanks!

Yuri: Jeremiah, why don't you go first?

Jeremiah:.....

Yuri: pleaaaaaaaaaaaase?

Jeremiah: will you stop with the puppy dog eyes? Fine, I'll go first. My name is Jeremiah Baxtrom and I'm the ultimate rebel leader.

Zach: between you and me, his rebel group is trash and disgusting and a f***ing danger to f***ing society.

Jeremiah: Why  you little-

*Jeremiah is yanked back from Zach as Yuri grabs him by his collar.*

Yuri: Jeremiah, please try to act civilized in front of the camera.

Jeremiah: Lemme at him!

Yuri: You really want me to wear orange?

*Jeremiah huffs, but doesn't respond.*

Yuri: that's what I thought. In any case, the other boy was Zachary Gorgan, the ultimate thief.

???: Hey, um, hello? Um, not sure if you can hear me, but uh, my name is Pippa Takahaske and I'm the ultimate Poet.

Yuri: um, Pips? You're offscreen.

Pippa: oh, sorry! *she steps onscreen and does a half wave.* can you see me now?

Yuri: you're good!

Natsu: Hey, I'm Natsu Otama and I'm the ultimate oceanographer. As in, I take pictures of the ocean. Someone didn't do their research when designing me *cough* *cough*.

Em: Hey! I was younger and more foolish then!

???: I'm Sora Yotaharo, I know you can't see me at the moment, but I'm the ultimate fireman.

Em: lemme prop the camera on this handy dandy stand Natsu let me borrow.

Sora: oh nice, you can see me now

Em: okay, Sora, yuri, Pippa, natsu, Zach, and Jeremiah, please go somewhere else for a moment so I can keep track of who hasn't been introduced.

*sora, yuri, Pippa, and Natsu go somewhere else.*

???: Uhh, hey what's going on in here?

*The girl the voice belonged to tentatively poked her head through the doorway*

Em: Oh hey, can you spare a moment?

???: Alright, but why?

Em: Introduce yourself please

???: Oh, uh... um M-my name is Kadence Nehemiah, and I'm the Ultimate Business Manager

Em: Hey do you have a crush?~ I wanna know!

Kadince*blushing*: Huh-What?! The dares haven't started yet! Don't ask me things like that!

Ten: *Popping out of the ceiling vent* YES SHE DOES I KNOW IT!!!!!

Em: fine, I'll wait. Oh hey Ten!

???: can anyone explain to me why I now have a poster of Robin Hood on my dorm door, and why does it say Damien is a wannabe Robin Hood?

Em: oh, that was me. Please introduce yourself.

???: fine, you're dead.

Em: I can live with that.

???: um-Anyways-my name is Damien Eranga, and I'm the ultimate archer.

Em: okay go do whatever you'd like.

Damien: you. Me. Archery competition later today.

Em: how do I know you're not going to kill me?

Damien: trust me.

Em: fair enough.

???: Oh a camera! Grimsley look!

Grimsley: Sup Em.

Em: Hello. Tora don't look at me like that. Believe it or not, I'm not interested in Grimsley.

Tora: Fine.

Em: Oh, why don't you introduce yourselves to the camera?

Tora: Hey! I'm Tora Katsukura, the ultimate rockstar!

Grimsley: I'm Grimsley Sanatora, the ultimate paleontologist.

Em: thank you for introducing yourselves. Go do whatever you want.

Tora: Okay! C'mon Grimsley!

*Grimsley and Tora both leave the room.*

Em: Okay, that just leaves Jacob, Andie, Catelyn, and Eliana.

Ten: you left out the one liner goddess!

Em: oh...right, sorry.

???: I'm only here so the government can't call me stupid.

Em: speak of the devil. Do you mind introducing yourself?

???: Sure. My name is Oceania Silver, and I'm the ultimate Marine Biologist.

Em: thanks Oceania!

Oceania: no problem. Oh, and between you and me, I wouldn't go near Eliana's haunted house for a while.

Em: Why?

Oceania: She's renovating it.

Em: oh. Cool. I'm going to go find the others. Be right back! *leaves room*

Oceania: *inhales* HEY JACOB I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DRINKING CONTEST!!!

???: *bursting into the room* YOU'RE GOING DOWN OCEANIA!

Em: *walking back into the room* okay that worked a lot better. I barely got down the hall.

???: okay there's a lack of drinks for a drinking contest.

Em: please introduce yourself to the camera. Besides, we all know how you get when drunk.

???: fine. I'm Jacob Karakoska, the ultimate track star.

Em: have you seen Andie?

Jacob: he probably followed me here? I don't know.

???: Sorry, Eliana wanted me to help her with her haunted house.

Jacob: I'm sure you enjoyed that.

???: What? No, I didn't-I mean, I did, but-ugh, stop that!

Jacob: see ya later lover boy

*jacob leaves the room.*

Em: please introduce yourself.

???: Alright. I'm Andie Silva, the ultimate pilot.

Em: thanks! Also, do you think you could get Catelyn and Eliana?

Andie: I'll see what I can do. *leaves the room*

Em: hang on. on second thought, I'm gonna go to Eliana's haunted house.

Ten: I'm gonna wait here

Em: Scaredy cat.

Ten:......

Ten: why are we friends?

Em: because of that one drawing in theatre that still scares you.

Ten: true

Em: I'm gonna get a drone camera so that we can see what everyone is doing without bulky mccamera over here.

Ten: okay?

Em: *gets a drone camera* alright see you later Ten.

*Em leaves room, drone camera flies after her. She gets to Eliana's haunted house.*

Em: Eliana? You here? I just want you to introduce yourself.

???: Fine, come on in. Watch out for the fake blood and giant spiderwebs.

Em: thanks! *she walks into the haunted house, carefully avoiding the bloody spots on the floor and making her way to the other rooms.*

???: I'm surpised you found me this quickly.

Em: Eliana, this is the last room of the haunted house and the only one that's getting touched up. Kind of a given that I'd find you here.

???: that's true.

Em: can you introduce yourself?

???: Sure. My name is Eliana Ouma, and I'm the Ultimate Scare Master.

Em: oh, theres Catelyn.

Eliana: yup, she wanted to nap and I wanted a scary addition to my haunted house. This was the compromise.

Em: oh cool.

Eliana: I can introduce her for her.

Em: be my guest.

Eliana: okay. Her name is Catelyn Mezoru, and she's the ultimate pyschic.

Em: Thank you Eliana! Okay, that should be everyone. I'll see you in the next update. Don't forget to leave some dares or truths!

*ten speed walks into the room*

Ten: That's not grammatically correct!

Em: mhm.