Welp! Pokemon_charizard dared me to "buy a pig, bathe it in mud water and release it near levi". Wonder how this'll go o.o

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I walked with my new pig around the town, looking for a short man with a raven undercut.

Levi had told me to make him tea everyday for the rest of my life! Arghh... that's why I have to get him back! The thing is, I didn't exactly know where he was, as he had mentioned that he'd be outside of his office for the day. But that's why I bought this pig today; everyone would be able to see.

I strolled around the houses and people, gaining a few jerks from the rope I was holding that was tied around the pig. "Settle down, settle!" I glared at my pig, earning uncomfortable and confused looks from others. I mean, you don't see a Survey Corps soldier with a pig everyday that's shouting "Settle down!".

I decided to sit down at a bench near the markets since my legs were getting a little tired. I could hear many voices around me that belonged to children and adults. "But pleaseeeee, I only want to buy one!" A girl voice had groaned. She pointed to her stomach, then I had realised who it was.

"Sasha, no! We have to save this money!" Connie had replied, attempting to drag her away from the store full of meat and potatoes. "Connieeeee!" she put on a sad looking face and furrowed her eyebrows.

Connie cocked his head to the left and let out a sigh. "Alright, but you have to share with me!" He grinned, and passed some money to the merchant. I let out a soft laugh. They were cute.

Sasha turned her head to me and her eyes landed on my pig. "Miss H-Hanji... Is that bacon?!"

"Ahaha! Yes, he's a pig. But he's not for keeps. Do you have an idea where Levi is?" I pulled on my rope, pulling the pig closer as it was squealing.

"Oh, Captain? Last I saw him he was at some sort of cafe. Why's that?" She grabbed her potato that Connie had bought and broke it into half for Connie.

"Oh, it's nothing! You'll find out later, hehe bye now!" I smiled, then walked in the direction of the cafe, then I came across a big puddle of mud. A mischievous grin became visible on my face.

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Finally, I spotted Levi shoving a bill into a cafe workers hands. He was already walking away towards a shady tree. I knew that he'd be at this same cafe. He leaned against the tree and closed his eyes. He seemed at peace. Well, not for long!

I walked as quietly as I could to the tree, trying to keep the pig quiet. After a few moments, I was behind him. It was time to get my revenge. I put down the rope slowly as the pig looked at Levi. It looked curious. I slowly backed away from the tree and suddenly, Levi looked around. His eyes were fixed on the muddy pig. He jumped back, his face screwed up into an expression which could only resemble disgust. The pig suddenly leaped onto him, already dirtying his shoes and pants. "Get off, you stupid beast!"

I giggled but that quickly turned into a loud laugh. He must have noticed me by now. Who would have any business releasing a pig near him?

"S-Shorty! Hahahahahaha, I-I'm sorry but this is too funny!" I brought my head back and laughed again, hands on my stomach and closed my eyes. But then, I felt a presence infront of me. I opened my eyes to find Levi standing infront of me. I looked down on him and saw his angry eyes burning into me. "Tch, you're gonna be punished for that action, four eyes."

edited by RavagerRex

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