Deathbringer: I dare you to make out with Clay in front of Peril and not be able to run away. Suggested by Seamud.
Terracotta: I can't kiss my half bro!
Deathbringer: Yes you can! 😈
Terracotta: *Sigh* Okay. *Flies over to Clay and Peril**Kisses Clay*
Clay: *Sleeping*
Peril: Another dare?
Terracotta: Yes...
Peril: From who?
Terracotta: Deathbringer
Peril: Let's murder him
Terracotta: Good idea
*fly over to Deathbringer*
Peril: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!
Deathbringer: What the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! GLORY SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Glory: I'm not gonna risk my life to save a former assassin who tried to kill me.
Deathbringer: BUT I LOVE YOOOOUUUU! And I thought we clarified that I was NOT trying to kill you. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! DONT KILL ME! KILL SEAMUD! THE SCAVENGER AND HIS OC!!!!!!
Terracotta: Good idea
Peril: Yeah. C'mon
Seamud(OC): Hey Peril. Terracotta. How did the dare go? *snicker snicker*
Peril: *Murders in cold blood* Now let's kill the scavenger!
*At Seamud's house*
Terracotta: *eats Seamud* That should settle it.
*Back home*
Paradox: Guys, you shouldn't kill someone cuz of a dare
Peril: THEY MADE HER KISS MY CLAY YOU NONNEGOTIABLE NIGHTWING!
Squid: Your nonnegoshabibble.
Auklet: Why you kill Seamuh? Why?
Anemone: You really shouldn't do that.
Terracotta: Why are there so many SeaWings all of the sudden?
Riptide: CUZ THERES A PARTY IN THE FRIDGE!!!!
Paradox: What? A FRIDGE PARTY?!?!? Before I go to the FRIDGE PARTY I have to un-kill the two Seamuds. AUTHOR POWERS ACTIVATE!
*Seamud and Seamud appear*
Terracotta: Anyway, George Washington, truth or dare?
George Washington: I AM NOT GEORGE WASHINGTON! I HAVE FOOLED YOU ALL IM ACTUALLY... THE HUMAN Starflight-GG-Heh! So, dare.

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