Dawnberry: Hello, hello, welcome to my show!

Bluefeather: OUR show, you selfish fox-heart.

Dawnberry: Whatever, my nio-good brother. What is the first truth or dare?

Bluefeather: Alright... MoleCherry dares Lionblaze to sing Better Than Words by One Direction at a Gathering!

Dawnberry: Get Lionblaze, you servant!

Fallen Leaves: YOU  BETTER GIVE ME A RAISE!!!

Dawnberry: NO!

*thrown in*

Lionblaze: *heavily sighs* What do you want me for this time?

Dawnberry: *smirks* YOU have to sing 'Better Than Words' by One Direction at a Gathering!

Lionblaze: SERIOUSLY????? THIS IS MY DREAM COME TRUE!

Bluefeather: Oh, brother...

*teleports:

Bramblestar: ThunderClan is thriving, Lionblaze and Cinderheart has a new litter of kits, our apprentice Stormpaw became Stormcloud and Lilypaw became Lilyheart, Seedpaw died, blah blah blah...

Lionblaze: HOLD ON RIGHT THERE, BRAMBLESTAR! I THOUGHT I'D SING YOU ALL A QUICK SONG, SO HERE IT GOES!!!

Cinderheart: He's so handsome up there... OuO

Lionblaze: *takes a deep breath*

Better than words
More than a feeling
Crazy in love
Dancing on the ceiling

Every time we touch
I'm all shook up...

All the she-cats: *screams and cheers*

Dawnberry: He-he... okay, then... MoleCherry also dares Dovewing to become mates with Jayfeather!

Hollyleaf: *shrieks and pelts away as she escapes the badger*

Dovewing: *also screeches as she pulls herself out of the lake*

Bluefeather: YOU DECIDE TO INTERRUPT US NOW? YOU JERKS! *hits them both with a baseball bat* OH MY STARCLAN!

Dawnberry: Okay, MoleCherry, first of all, EW.

*thrown in*

Jayfeather: Why am I here? And Dovewing?

Dovewing: Hey, Jay.

Bluefeather: You guys have to become mates!!! It's a DARE!

Dovewing: NO!!!

Jayfeather: Yeah, we're kin, and I'm a medicine cat!

Dawnberry: The final answer is no?

Dovewing: Yep.

Bluefeather: Than Dovewing, since the dare was dedicated to you, you have to deal with the badger!

Dovewing: *gets locked in* It's better than mating with my own blind medicine cat kin...

Bluefeather: I bet it is. Anyway, our gal PowerPuffWarriorCat dares ME to tell Crowfeather she knew he was mates with Nightcloud to prove his loyalty to WindClan... but ask why her?

Dawnberry: Servant! Throw my peasent brother outside!

Fallen Leaves: I'm too old for this... *throws Bluefeather outside*

Bluefeather: UWHAAAAAA!!!

Dawnberry: And throw him back in!

*thrown in*

Bluefeather: Ow, my fabulous booty...

Dawnberry: Shut it. Anyway, PowerPuffWarriorCat dares you to say she knows why Crowfeather has Nightcloud as a mate, but why her?

Bluefeather: Yeah, alright! :D

*Crowfeather also thrown in*

Crowfeather: Why am I here?

Dawnberry: *nods to Bluefeather*

Bluefeather: Somebody named PowerPuffWarriorCat says she knows why you have become mates with Nightcloud, but WHY HER?

Crowfeather: Well, PowerPuff, she was a WindClan cat... and she was the first one I thought of, for some reason... curse me... and, yeah, that basically explains why her.

Dawnberry: Thank you. You still have to stay.

Crowfeather: WHYYY ME?

Bluefeather: That's what everyone asks.

Dawnberry: You have to stay because PowerPuffWarriorCat dares you to congratulate Breezepelt on everything he did in life and spend five weeks with him that he was originally supposed to be mates with Hollyleaf!

Crofeather: *sighs* Can I take the badger?

*Dovewing's agonized screams are heard*

Bluefeather: ...You think so?

Dawnberry: Throw in Breezepelt!

*thrown in*

Breezepelt: Why, hello, Father.

Crowfeather: I don't really mean this, son, but congratulations on everything you did in life. Let's go fishing!

Breezepelt: Seriously?

Crowfeather: Yep!

*teleports to RiverClan*

Crowfeather: This is the Clan where my first love lived.

Breezepelt: Nobody cares about your love life, dad.

Reedwhisker: STOP RIGHT THERE! YOU WINDCLAN FISH-BRAINS ARE STEALING OUR PREY! *kills them both*

Dawnberry: HO-HO-HOLD UP RIGHT THERE, FISH-HEAD! We need Crowfeather! BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE!

Reedwhisker: I don't know CPR!

Breezepelt: *comes back to life* Oh, wow, nobody needs me? Awesome... *skulks away*

Crowfeather: What do you need?

*teleports back*

Bluefeather: PPWC dares Leafpool to face Crowfeather and they have to tell each other how they feel about each other in front of Nightcloud, Feathertail, Onestar, and Squirrelflight and see their reactions!

*thrown in*

Dawnberry: *whispers dare in Leafpool's ear*

Leafpool: In front of my sister and enemies, seriously?

Squirrelflight: *quirks eyebrow even though cats don't have eyebrows*

Nightcloud: Can I kill her yet?

Dawnberry: *nods*

Leafpool: Fine! *breathes* Crowfeather, deep down I truly still care for you, even though I know we can never be together. But I hate you at the same time, for not accepting my kits, OUR kits, as your own.

Crowfeather: I did eventually!

Leafpool: BUT NOT SOON ENOUGH, YOU HEARTLESS RASCAL! *runs away, crying*

Crowfeather: I LOVE YOU TOO!

Audience: *silent*

Feathertail: That's low, bro. I'm GLAD I didn't have to suffer for your sake! *disappears*

Dawnberry: Woo-hoo! Everybody hates Crowfeather, happy ending, YAY! Haha, anyway guys, thank you for reading, and if you have a truth or dare for us leave it down below, and finally-

Both: BYYYYYYYYYYEEEE!!!!!!