Chapter 95
Bluefeather: QWEDGHYG!!! *scratches another claw mark on the wall, indicating that he has been trapped for two weeks*
Dawnberry: Hello once again audience!
Bluefeather: COPYRIGHT!!!! YOU STOLE THAT INTRO FROM TOBUSCUS!!!
Dawnberry: *grins* Silly brother! No cop is gonna get me! In case you haven't noticed, we're CATS. NOT Twolegs!
Bluefeather: They'll still call Animal Control on us...
Dawnberry: Anyway, we return with a truth from pinkipierocks! Her dare goes to Heathertail! BRING HER IN!
*thrown in*
Heathertail: *raises nose* Hmph! You ungraceful little fox-hearts! I just got finished grooming my fur!
Dawnberry: Yeah, no one cares. Anyway, a fan of ours asked you, If you had to jump off a cliff to save Lionblaze or Breezepelt, who would you save?
Heathertail: Yes, I would save Breezepelt.
Dawnberry: *grins and pushes her off the cliff* THIS IS YOUR DESTINY, HEATHERTAIL!!! DON'T DENY IT!
Heathertail: *falls and sees Lionblaze falling ahead of her and thought he was Breezepelt* I'LL SAVE YOU, MY SWEET!
Lionblaze: *looks back* What?!
Heathertail: *catches Lionblaze and they splash in the water*
Lionblaze: ...Heathertail?
Heathertail: ...Lionblaze?
Both: *stare at each other weirdly*
Dawnberry: Haha, okay, then! pinkipierocks has a dare for Firestar!
*thrown in*
Firestar: Where's your brother, Dawnberry?
Dawnberry: Over there. *points*
Firestar: Why is he in a cage?
Dawnbery: Reasons. Anyway, that's not the point! Somebody named pinkipierocks dares you to steal all of ThunderClan's catmint, and wait until the last second to exclaim, "I found it!" and eat it all. Okay? *teleports him to ThunderClan*
ONE TELEPORTATION LATER
Firestar: *sighs* I don't wanna do this... *steals all of the catmint without Jayfeather noticing*
Jayfeather: *a few seconds later, comes out of his den* WHERE IS MY CATMINT?!?!?! I swore I had some left... I wanna make sure Sandstorm's whitecough is cured...
Sandstorm: Don't worry about me, young 'un.
*Everyone searches for ten minutes for the catmint*
Firestar: *jumps out of hiding* I found it!
Jayfeather: Great! Thanks, Firestar!
Firestar: *eats it all*
Jayfeather: ... D:
Firestar: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?? QWXDEGFRFGUUKLOLIUJHGBTBGV!!! WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
Sandstorm: Yep... that's Firestar for you.
Dawnberry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Alright, now we have the final dare for pinkipierocks! She has a dare for Dovewing!
*thrown in*
Dovewing: OUCH! Hallo! :3
Dawnberry: pinkipierocks dares you to drink an extra life drink, and let yourself get killed by a hawk!
Dovewing: That isn't too bad! It's like I'll never drunk that drink.
Dawnberry: *hands her some Red Bull, which by the way gives cats an extra life... #research*
Dovewing: Okay... *drinks it*
Dovewing: OKAY! LET'S GET KILLED BY THAT HAWK! *zooms off*
Dawnberry: There she goes... doesn't even know getting killed by a hawk is really painful.
Dovewing: OI! OI, HAWK! COME AND GET ME!
Hawk: Maybe I will! *swoops down and shreds her*
Dovewing: THIS IS REALLY PAINFUL!!!!! AAAAH! *dies and goes to StarClan then returns*
Dawnberry: You lost some tufts of fur...
Dovewing: I DON'T CARE. *stalks off*
Dawnberry: Anywhoozies, we have a dare from PowerPuffWarriorCat! She dares Jayfeather to be mates with Spottedleaf and Spottedleaf has to tell Firestar! ...Only at a Gathering, of course.
*thrown in*
Jayfeather: What? Why is Spottedleaf here?
Spottedleaf: Seriously, that's the first question you're gonna ask?
Dawnberry: You, Jayfeather, have to be mates with Spottedleaf and Spottedleaf has to tell Firestar at a Gathering!
Spottedleaf: Actually, against after The Last Hope logic, I'm not supposed to be here!
Dawnberry: We have to go backwards for our dear little PowerPuff.
Jayfeather: Can't we skip out?
Dawnberry: NOPE! Bluefeather's taking up the room!
Jayfeather: *sigh* Fine...
Spottedleaf: I guess we're mates now?
Jayfeather: I guess so...
Spottedleaf: Come on, let's go tell Firestar... a Gathering is hapening now.
Jayfeather: What? LET'S? YOU'RE supposed to tell him, not me!
Spottedleaf: SUCH a great mate! Come ON!
*teleports*
Firestar: OHMYSTARCLAN SPOTTEDLEAF!!!! *shrieks like a little girl*
Spottedleaf: Firestar... I'm mates with Jayfeather.
Firestar: W-what?
Spottedleaf: Yep.
Firestar: But... that's against the medicine cat code!
Jayfeather: Don't worry, I already got the divorce papers.
Dawnberry: ROCK ON, CRAZY BRO!
Bluefeather: Next dare is from--
Dawnberry: SILENCE! Next dare is from PowerPuffWarriorCat, and she dares Leafpool and Bramblestar to be mates and tell Squirrelflight, but then Squirrelflight says she's in love with Graystripe! MWAHAHAHA!
*thrown in*
Bramblestar: IT WAS MY TURN TO SPEAK!!!
Leafpool: I was making out with Crowfeather behind Nightcloud's back!
Dawnberry: You two have to be mates and tell Squirrelflight at the Gathering!
Leafpool: Skip?
Dawnberry: Can't! *teleports them*
Leafpool: Squirrelflight...
Squirrelflight: Yes?
Bramblestar: I'm mates with Leafpool.
Squirrelflight: B-but... I-I... our--
Dawnberry: *whispers in her ear* Guess what? Dare! You have to say that you're in love with Graystripe!
Squirrelflight: *sigh* ...No matter, I was in love with Graystripe!
Millie: OH, NO YOU DON'T! *throws everything at her*
Dawnberry: Okay, she also asks Crowfeather: Who would he choose to be his mate and why?
*thrown in*
Dawnberry: Hey, Crowy! Listen, if you had the power to make anyone your mate, who would she be and why?
Crowfeather: I would choose to be mates with Feathertail, my true love. Also, my first love!
Dawnberry: Okay, shoo, you little RiverClan cat traitor! *shoos him away*
Dawnberry: Final dare is from Satoshi_Mochida, and he dares Gray Wing to encourage Thunder to be mates with Star Flower!
*thrown in*
Dawnberry: Sup, Gray? *whispers the dare in his ear*
Gray Wing: Okay, sure. Thunder, I think you should be mates with Star Flower.
Thunder: NO.
Gray Wing: Why not? She's pretty, and nice, and, um...
Thunder: NO.
Gray Wing: *turns to Dawnberry* I've done all I can do.
Dawnberry: I guess that ends it! Guys, please leave your truths and dares down below, and--
Both: BYYYYYYYYYYYEEE!
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