Chapter 88
Dawnberry: This is the sequel of the last episode!
Bluefeather: The last one was too long, so we had to create a new one.
Dawnberry: Okay, let's do MoleCherry's first dare... And that is: I dare Firestar to tell Sandstorm he hates her.
Bluefeather: It's so evil I LIKE IT!
*thrown in*
Dawnberry: *whispers* You're dared to tell Sandstorm you hate her*
Firestar: What? No!
Bluefeather: Technically, Foxleap isn't supposed to come out of the badger cage until Chapter 89, so you have no choice whatsoever!
Firestar: I hate YOU two! Ugh, fine... Sandstorm...
Sandstorm: Are you really here, my love, or am I imagining things?
Firestar: Um, uh, y-yes, this IS your imagination!
Sandstorm: Mmm... Imagination Firestar is too perfect to stutter, so you're real!
Firestar: *sigh*... Sandstorm, I hate you.
Sandstorm: N-no... Firestar, please, don't say that to me! *accusing gasp* You're cheating on me for Spottedleaf, are you?
Firestar: No! She's long gone, and even if we were still living, she's still a medicine cat! I could never love her!
Sandstorm: *runs away, crying*
Firestar: WAIT! *chases her*
Bluefeather: We need Daisy!
*thrown in*
Daisy: My precious butt! Anything but my precious butt!
Dawnberry: Daisy, who's your favorite kit?
Daisy: MICHEAL JACKSON.
*runs away*
Dawnberry: Okay, well, there you go! Now, we need Squirrelflight and Rowanclaw!
*thrown in*
Dawnberry: You two, be mates!
Squirrelflight: Is this a dare?
Bluefeather: Maybe...
Squirrelflight: Guys, we can't! I'm mates with Bramblestar, and he's mates with Tawneypelt! And Bramblestar and Tawneypelt are siblings, so they can't be mates!
Dawnberry: Hmm... guess you're right... Well, off to the badger with Foxleap for logic!
Squirrelflight: *screeches in fear*
Bluefeather: Okay, PowerPuffWarriorCat, I'm sorry, but your first two dares and the very last dare we cannot do because of Warriors strong logic. Again, I'm sorry, we'll send you a free Disneyland trip card in the mail, but we cannot do those.
Dawnberry: Okay, we need Cloudtail!
*thrown in8
Cloudtail: What?
Dawnberry: You need to make a big speech about how StarClan is real in front of ThunderClan.
Cloudtail: Fine! *teleports*
Cloudtail: StarClan is real, because, um... They're dead and everything, and make us find love, and life, and um, Shrek, and, yeah, I love Shrek, Shrek is love, Shrek is life, so, yeah... ShrekClan.
*everyone claps and cats cry*
Bluefeather: We need Princess, Scourge, Firestar, Cloudtail, and Bramblestar!
*thrown in*
Dawnberry: PRINCESS. SCOURGE BE MATES.
Princess: Yo, Cloudtail's my son! I'm already mates with someone else!
Scourge: And who needs love when you have claws?
*Everyone boos and throws fruit at them*
Bluefeather: Finally, we need Leopardstar!
*thrown in*
Dawnberry: Leopardstar, why did you team up with ShadowClan?
Leopardstar: Because Tigerstar was in it, and I love Tigerstar! Tigerstar is love, Tigerstar is life!
Dawnberry: Okay...?
Bluefeather: That wraps it up! If you like this episode, please vote for it, and if you have a truth or dare, comment it below! And-
Both: BYYYYYYYEEE!!!!
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