Chapter 33
Dawnberry- Weklcome to the truth and dare show!
Bluefeather- No dares. I felt like your poetry was worth it.
Dawnberry- I wish it wasn't... but our friends Dovewing! *thrown in* and Jayfeather! *thrown in also* has to dare 1 cat of their choice!
Dovewing- Than you. I dare Jayfeather to kiss Cinderheart and invite her on a date!
Jayfeather- NO! NO!
Dawnberry- Well, we kinda need you here, and not be fed to the dog. So, you have to do it.
Jayfeather- I hate you. Now, you, Dovewing, will be on my naughty list. *glares*
Dovewing- Oh, Mrs. Claus, how terrible. *teleports Jayfeather to ThunderClan*
Dovewing- And I almost forgot!!!! You have to say it in front of the Clan!
Jayfeather- Are you kidding me?
Bramblestar- ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO BE LENT A DARE JOIN BENEATH huff, huff, Highledge for a...a Clan meeting.
Jayfeather- Hold it, Bramblestar. I need to ask something, and tell something.
Clan- What is it?
Jayfeather- I LOVE YOU CINDERHEART!
Cinderheart- Lionblaze?
Lionblaze- Wait, whoa?! Jayfeather, she's my mate!
Jayfeather- Wanna pax me, bro?
Cinderheart- *whispering to Leafpool* Why does your kits love me? Two who trail around me with big hearts, one of them is my mate, the other a medicine cat, and the other my best friend!
Leafpool- Don't know. They have daring hearts, like their mother.
Lionblaze- What?
Jayfeather- Pax me! Pax me! Pax me!
Lionblaze- I'll pax you, bro!
*at the end of the fight*
Jayfeather- Before we both die, Cinderheart?
Cinderheart- WHAT MOUSE BRAIN?
Jayfeather- Would you like to go out on a date with me?
Dawnberry- This is where we get 3-D glasses and chairs and mouse popcorn! *stuff got*
Cinderheart- NO! WAIT... YES. BUT NOT AS FREELY AS LIONBLAZE.
Lionblaze- HOW? Why? Why at all?
Jayfeather- YES! YOU LOST YOUR BET, DOVEWING! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*teleports him to Dovewing's side*
Dovewing- Hm. I never thought she would say yes.
Jayfeather- What's with the chairs and buttery mouse smell?
Bluefeather- DON'T TELL HIM!
Dovewing- What do you dare?
Jayfeather- I dare YOU to go on a date with Tigerstar!
Dovewing- NO!
Jayfeather- Unless you want to pay me back for another dare in my head.
Dovewing- depends on the dare.
Jayfeather- You have to sleep with Bramblestar, and tell ThunderClan that you are in love with him.
Dovewing- I'm taking it. Come on-wha! *kicked out*
Bluefeathjer- Wow! The cat-kicker 900 is really good!
Dawnberry- Where's Willow...
Dawnberry- Shine.
Willowsine- HELP ME YOU PEST ANIMALS FOR AN EXCUSE OF A CAT!
Bluefeather- Let her go. *WIllowshine dropped to the ground*
Willowshine- MOTHWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dawnberry- Leave your truths and dares below! *crashed down with an airplane.
Bluefeather- YOLO!
Thanks for Deadlox-Ty for the paxing part!
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