Bluefeather: Heyyo, we're back!

Dawnberry: With unlucky number 13! Mwahahahah!

Bluefeather: But first, we have to let Dovewing out... *unlocks cage*

Dovewing: *runs out, screeching* ROT IN THE DARK FOREST, YOU SICK MONSTERS!

Dawnberry: No regrets.

Dawnberry: Okay, so we have one dare today... sorry for the long wait... from kawaiicody. He dared Squirrelflight to marry Jayfeather's stick at a Gathering!

Bluefeather: Get her in!

*thrown in*

Squirrelflight: NOO!!! I'VE BECOME INNOCENT, I TELL YOU! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!!

Dawnberry: *flicks ear with tail* Too bad. *whispers dare*

Squirrelflight: Oh, wait. I can do that.

*teleports*

Bramblestar: Let me talk about things for a REAAALLLY long time that honestly, no one even cares about—

Squirrelflight: Bramblestar, if I may intervene, I have a message for all the Clans.

Bramblestar: Sure, Squirrelflight! What is it?

Squirrelflight: *puts on wedding dress and puts Jayfeather's stick next to her* I'm marrying the stick.

Jayfeather: NOW SHE'S IN FOR IT!

Bramblestar: *starts to cry* BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE SPECIAAAAAL!

Dawnberry: Poor Bramblestar. First Ashfur, now this.

Bluefeather: Hilarious. Competing with a STICK.

Dawnberry: He'll have to break it into fourths this time.

Dawnberry: Anyway guys, that was it! If you have a truth or dare for any cat, please don't hesitate to put it in the comments!

Bluefeather: Plus, check out D0veWing's other books! She has released two original stories, Sweet November and Cursed Angels, and it would be really sweet if you could read those.

Dawnberry: I know she doesn't do that type of thing, but worth a try, right? For unlucky number thirteen's sake. And--

Both: BBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!