Dawnberry: Heyyyy, everybody! Hopefully we can not be lazy mouse-brains anymore and start updating this regularly...

Bluefeather: *sighs* Oh, how I miss humiliating everyone.

Dawnberry: THE WAIT IS OVER! They didn't lock us up in an asylum... yet. *laughs maniacally, then coughs* Ahem.

Bluefeather: Okay, first MoleCherry--

Dawnberry: AWW, YOU GET TO DO THE FIRST ONE???

Bluefeather: YES! Anyway, MoleCherry dares Lionblaze to pretend he's Tigerstar and haunts kits' dreams.

Dawnberry: Get him in!

*thrown in*

Lionblaze: WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!

Dawnberry: Haha, you thought wrong! *whispers dare*

Lionblaze: *straps on Tigerstar mask* I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

*teleports into dreams*

Leafkit: So, yeah, Lilyheart was like--OH MY STARCLAN! TIGERSTAR!!! *points at Lionblaze*

Larkkit and Honeykit: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Lionblaze: *takes off mask* Just kidding! It was me the whole time. Funny joke, right? ...Right?

Leafkit: Never speak to me again.

Larkkit: Disgusting.

Honeykit: *starts crying*

Lionblaze: No, wait, I'm sorry--! *pops out of dream*

Bluefeather: Get wrecked, scrub.

Dawnberry: Next, MoleCherry has a truth for Leafpool!

*thrown in*

Leafpool: *sigh* I was just watching you guys... Bramblestar was right. This is urgent!

Dawnberry: Yeah, yeah. So, Leafy, a fan asks you how you felt after Firestar put you into warrior duties.

Leafpool: Well... I requested it, but it still was a shock. I didn't want to do it, but after... after... *breaks down crying*

Bluefeather: Cats cry on this show a lot, don't they?

Dawnberry: *chucks some Cleanex* Come on, finish up, we have a show to run.

Leafpool: *wipes tears* After Crowfeather and the kits, I felt it was the right thing to do. I tried fitting in, but in my heart I knew I was a loyal medicine cat. I'm happy I'm back in my original place now.

Bluefeather: *waves Xtreme Fly-Swatter* All right, all right. We don't need your filthy tears on this newly-cleaned floor.

Bluefeather: Finally, MoleCherry dares Dovewing to confess her love for Jayfeather.

Dawnberry: Aren't they kin? And isn't Jayfeather unlovable?

Bluefeather: I don't know how Briarlight does it, staying with him all day.

Dawnberry: That's probably why she was miserable in the new book.

Bluefeather: Don't doubt it.

*thrown in*

Dovewing: Uggh. You two again.

Dawnberry: We're back in town, baby!

Dovewing: *moans and flops to the ground*

Bluefeather: Come on, don't be like that! You have to confess your love to Jayfeather!

Dovewing: Someone seriously dared me to do that?

Dawnberry: Yep!

Dovewing: I'll take the badger. Death is better than confessing love to Jayfeather. *drags herself over*

Bluefeather: *locks cage* Well, you wanted it.

Dawnberry: Anyway, Brambletail dared Lionblaze to walk around and say he's pregnant!

*thrown in*

Lionblaze: DIDN'T I GET PUNISHED ENOUGH TODAY?!

Bluefeather: Double-dare! Man, this is a good return!

Lionblaze: *cries* The kits still hate me!

Dawnberry: Too bad, so sad. You have to walk around and say you're pregnant.

Lionblaze: Fiiine.

*teleports*

Lionblaze: *walks by nursery* Hey, Daisy and Lilyheart! I just wanted to say I'm pregnant.

Kits: *hiss*

Lilyheart: ...Pregnant?

Daisy: But you don't have a bump!

Lionblaze: We just found out, didn't we, Cinderheart?

Cinderheart: Found out what?

Lionblaze: That I'm pregnant.

Cinderheart: You can't be serious.

Lionblaze: I am.

Cinderheart: *face-paws*

Lionblaze: *sees Sorrelstripe* Hey! I'm pregnant with your brothers and sisters!

Sorrelstripe: *spits out shrew* EXCUSE ME?

Lionblaze: Hey, Mom!

Squirrelflight: For the last time, I'm not your mom.

Lionblaze: I just wanted to say I'm pregnant.

Squirrelflight. What did you call me?

Dawnberry: *snickers* I wonder what Jayfeather will say about that!

Bluefeather: Maybe he'll fulfill everyone's hopes and dreams and say he's the father of Lionblaze's kits.

Dawnberry: Oh, I so hope he does! *cackles*

Bluefeather: So the final dare comes from XxMistyTheCatxX! She dares Jayfeather to put on a unicorn hoodie and run around yelling "I'M THE UNICORN OF YOUR DREAMS" and carry kits on his back.

Dawnberry: He can't refuse, since Dovewing is enduring the badger!

*thrown in*

Jayfeather: My life is infinitely worse now.

Bluefeather: *whispers dare*

Jayfeather: Oh, StarClan, please let me suffer with the badger instead of this... monstrosity of a dare.

Dovewing: *yowls* JAYFEATHER!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!

Jayfeather: Oh no.

Dawnberry: OH YES! *forces him into unicorn hoodie* NOW GO, PEASANT!!

*teleports*

Jayfeather: *pads around* I'm the unicorn of your dreams, or whatever. Free rides and stuff.

Honeykit: OOH! FLUFFY UNICORN! *jumps on Jayfeather*

Larkkit: *joins her* Jayfeather is better than that meanie Lionblaze!

Berrynose: YAY, A UNICORN! PLEASE CARRY ME WITH YOUR WONDERFULNESS! *leaps on top of Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: *collapses* BERRYNOSE!

Berrynose: *gasps* The super-wonderful-magical unicorn knows my name!

Bluefeather: Of course, Berrynose is a kit.

Dawnberry: Anyway, that ends this chapter! If you have a truth or dare for any cat of your choosing, don't be afraid to put it in the comments below! And--

Both: BBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!