Dawnberry: Hey y'all! What up?

Bluefeather: ......You are not fit to be a redneck.

Dawnberry: You aren't my mom.

Dawnberry: You're not my GRANDMA.

Fallen Leaves: OOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!

Dawnberry: Anyway, we are back with another Truth or Dare episode!! Our first dare comes from MoleCherry, and she dares Redtail to tell everyone in all the Clans that he is actually a she-cat!

Bluefeather: Like a Rowanclaw Incident on steroids!

Dawnberry: If you do not know what the Rowanclaw Incident is, here's the definition!

Rowanclaw Incident: The Erin Hunters accidentally called Rowanclaw a she-cat a couple of times. Everyone made fun of this mistake, so when a tom is mistaken for a she-cat, we call it the Rowanclaw Incident.

Bluefeather: Bring him in!

*thrown in*

Redtail: OOOOOOWWWWW. MY DEAD BUTT!

Dawnberry: You ready for this, Reddy? Ha, see what I did there? HAHAHAHHHAHAHA.... heh.

*crickets chirp*

Redtail: No.

Dawnberry: TOO BAD! MoleCherry dares you to tell everyone in the Clans you're a she-cat!

Redtail: Okay...

*teleports to Clans*

Redtail: Hi everybody!!!

*everybody stares at him*

Ivypool: Dude, literally nobody knows you.

Sandstorm: I do!!

Graystripe: Me too!

Squirrelflight: Except those old furballs.

Redtail: Well, I don't care. I just wanted to let you all know, I'm actually a she-cat! Ta-ta! *vanishes*

Graystripe: I always suspected as much... *eyes darken*

Dawnberry: Hahahahahaha. HA. XD That was actually really good. Okay, MoleCherry also has a truth for Rowanclaw/star! Bring him in!

*throws in*

Rowanstar: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE????

Bluefea ther: Has anybody put you in this show? Geez, Row, catch up, it's the 104th episode...

Dawnberry: AND it's 2015.

Rowanstar: Why am I here?

Bluefeather: Because MoleCherry has a question for you!

Rowanstar: BRING IT BRITTANY.

Dawnberry: The question is; Which tom in ThunderClan would you choose as a mate?

Rowanstar: Well, if I absolutely had to... maybe Thornclaw.

Bluefeather: OHHHHHHHH THE SHIP THORNSTAR IS ON!

Dawnberry: I can feel the fangirls already... now get out.

Rowanstar: What?

Dawnberry: I SAID GET OUT! *slaps him with a spatula*

Rowanstar: *flies back to ShadowClan from the force*

Bluefeather: Okay, then Poppywing dares Jayfeather to admit he likes Half Moon! Get him in here!

*thrown in*

Jayfeather: I swear, I've been in this show more than a trillion times...

Dawnberry: We DID say in the very beginning you would be famous!

Jayfeather: Ugh, tell me about it.

Bluefeather: So, Jay, you are dared that you have to admit you like Half Moon.

Jayfeather: I DO like Half Moon. In fact, I love her.

Dawnberry: Awwwwwwwwwwh. Now get out. The floors have just been cleaned!

Jayfeather: *gets kicked out*

Dawnberry: Then Poppywing also dares Leafpool to tell Crowfeather that she is having more of his kits! Bring 'em in!

*thrown in*

Bluefeather: *whispers dare in Leafpool's ear*

Crowfeather: Ow! Wait, why am I here again???

Leafpool: Because, Crowfeather... I'm having more of your kits.

Crowfeather: Wait, what? Are you serious?

Leafpool: *nods*

Crowfeather: *starts pacing* I have to rethink my life now... More kits.... she even started being a medicine cat again!... *suddenly halts* Wait. All of these she-cats running after me means only one thing. I'M HOT!

Dawnberry: Yeah, keep dreaming.

Bluefeather: While you're here, Crowfeather, Poppywing also has a truth for you. Who's your favorite child and who's your favorite son?

Crowfeather: To be honest, I think Lionblaze is my favorite. That means he's my favorite son as well.

Dawnberry: Okay, thanks for coming! *kicks him out*

Dawnberry: Now we need Nightcloud!

*thrown in*

Leafpool: Um... did you forget I was still here?

Dawnberry: Nope! Poppywing actually dared you two to have a fun and non-violent day at the mall!

Leafpool and Nightcloud: Oh StarClan...

*teleported to mall*

Dawnberry: We'll check on their progress in the next chapter.

Bluefeather: Finally, Poppywing has a truth for Tigerstar!

*thrown in*

Tigerstar: Oh. You two.

Dawnberry: Hey yo Tigger!

Bluefeather: Poppywing asks you who you love or loved more, Goldenflower or Sasha?

Tigerstar: Well, Goldenflower was a Clan cat, but she was way too soft for my liking. I don't know what I saw in her. But Sasha was dangerous and more my style, even though she was a rouge, and Hawkfrost is my favorite son, to which she is the mother to, so my answer is Sasha. Goodbye. *disappears*

Dawnberry: Okay, now we need Half Moon!

*thrown in*

Half Moon: Oh. It is the comedy siblings. What is it now?

Dawnberry: the_real_halfmoon123 has a truth for you, and she asks if you like Jayfeather.

Half Moon: *smiles* Yes. I really do love him.

Jayfeather: *in ThunderClan* YES!

Bluefeather: Kay-kay. That's all.

Half Moon: Farewell. *disappears*

Bluefeather: Then... apparently Scarfirelovesswaffles has a truth for Jayfeather.

Dawnberry: Bring the tom in!

*thrown in*

Jayfeather: Dear StarClan.

Dawnberry: Soooo...Jay...Scarfireloveswaffles, huh?

Jayfeather: Erm, what?

Bluefeather: Scarfire has a truth for you.

Dawnberry: Jayfeather, Scarfire asks if you like her OC, which is Scarfire.

Jayfeather: I don't like her. I HATE her!

Bluefeather: Well, you have to make out with Rock for the next four chapters now...

Jayfeather: No. Uh-uh. Nein.

Dawnberry: Suit yourself. *throws and locks him in the badger tank*

Jayfeather: *faces the badger* ...Hi.

Badger: Hi.

.......

Badger: Wanna make out?

Dawnberry: OKAAAAAAAY! MoleCherry has a dare for Bramblestar!

*thrown in*

Bramblestar: HEY! I WAS DOING SOMETHING OF SOME IMPORTANCE THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT BUT YOU INTERRUPTED THE IMPORTANT THING!

Bluefeather: Now "important" doesn't sound like a word anymore...

Dawnberry: MoleCherry dared you to dress up like Bruno Mars and sing "Uptown Funk."

Bramblestar: *gasps* MY DREAM!!!!!!!!!! *runs off*

*teleports to the Gathering*

Bramblestar: *wears white T-shirt and leather jacket with his head fur curled like Bruno Mars's* This hit, that ice cold

Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold

This one for them hood girls

Them good girls straight masterpieces

Stylin', whilen, livin' it up in the city

Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent

Got kiss myself, I'm so pretty

I'm too hot (hot d***)

Called a police and a fireman

I'm too hot (hot d***)

Make a dragon wanna retire me

I'm too hot (hot d***)

Say my name you know who I am

I'm too hot (hot d***)

Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)

'Cause uptown funk goin' give it to you...

Fangirls: *going crazy*

Bluefeather: Okay, so PowerPuffWarriorCat has a truth for the real Jay's Wing!

*thrown in*

Jay's Wing: Where am I?

Dawnberry: Uptown Funk, apparently.

Bluefeather: Listen, bro, PowerPuffWarriorCat asks if you love Half Moon.

Jay's Wing: *blinks* Yes. Very.

Dawnberry: Awww. Sweet. Now get out. *throws him away*

Dawnberry: PowerPuffWarriorCat also has a truth for Jayfeather!

*goes to the crate*

Dawnberry: Hey, Jay!

Jayfeather: WHAT?

Dawnberry: PowerPuffWarriorCat asks you if you like Briarlight.

Jayfeather: Yes, I do like Briarlight.

Dawnberry and Bluefeather: OMSC!!!!!!! JAYLIGHT IS FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!

Jayfeather: Not in THAT way, though. I like her as friends!

Bluefeather: OOOOOOOH. Briarlight got FRIENDZONED.

Dawnberry: Okay, now you have to admit that to Briarlight and take a swim in the lake.

Bluefeather: Get her in!

*thrown in*

Briarlight: WHAT IN THE NAME OF—oh, h-hi, Jayfeather.

Jayfeather: Briarlight. I don't love you.

Briarlight: ...

Everyone: ...

Briarlight: WWWAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *drags herself away*

Jayfeather: *throws himself in the lake*

Bluefeather: Okay, so PowerPuffWarriorCat dared ThunderClan and ShadowClan to have a battle, but ThunderClan has to wear wool socks on every paw...

Dawnberry: What if they refuse? We don't have enough badger/fox/dog crates for everybody!!

Bluefeather: Then we say they can't refuse.

*teleports to Thunder and ShadowClan*

Dawnberry: You have to fight with ShadowClan and you have to wear these! *throws down wool socks*

Graystripe: But what if we—

Bluefeather: You have to.

Graystripe: D:

*Soon ThunderClan is going to ShadowClan territory*

Slope: *awaits them*

ThunderClan: *carefully walks down slope but everyone slips and falls due to the socks*

Bramblestar: ...I hate my life.

Dawnberry: Hahahahaha! I wonder who will win...

Bluefeather: I think the answer's obvious.

Dawnberry: Okay, so PowerPuffWarriorCat has finally dared WindClan and RiverClan to switch places for a moon!

*teleports to the two Clans*

Dawnberry: WindClan, you have to switch camps with RiverClan for a moon! And you CAN'T refuse!

Breezepelt: We're all gonna die...

Bluefeather: RiverClan, you have to switch places with WindClan for a moon, and you can't back out of it.

Mistystar: Do you WANT us to die?!?!?!?!?

Bluefeather: Just get packing!

*three hours later*

Onestar: Dear diary... it has been three hours since I have given up chocolate, and I'm still not Beyoncé.

WindClan: *dead*

Dawnberry: Okay!! That concludes the episode! If you have a truth or dare for us, please leave it in the comments down below! We really appreciate it. And—

Both: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!