Star Wars YEET
End of the WoF section for now. On to Star Wars!
(The hosts are in human form)
*players appear*
Kylo: why am I here?
Luminessance: to play ToD.
Hux: which is?
Luminessance: an earth game.
Phasma: if it's from earth, it's not good.
All except Phasma and the hosts: ?
Phasma: they locked me in a room and made me listen to Perry Gripp for SIX HOURS STRAIGHT!
Random Stormtrooper: I'm surprised you came out with your sanity.
Incognito: well about that...
Creativity: the dare is...
Luminessance: to lock you in a room and make you listen to Perry Gripp for a week...
Incognito: chained up...
Creativity: and the room will be soundproof...
Luminessance: AnD you'll have no weapon or way of escape...
Incognito: and you won't be able to use the force.
Kylo: WHHHAAATTT!?!?
Hux: WhHhAaAtTt!?!?
Kylo: *death glare* I HATE YOU ALL
Echo: yeah we know
Luminessance : shoo you're not needed yet.
Echo: yes master. *sulks*
Luminessance: NOW
Echo: fine *dissapears*
Incognito: now, onto business. *locks Kylo in room*
Incognito: *hits play*
Kylo: *screams*
Luminessance: *act normally as if nothing has happened* so, what do we do while we wait?
Creativity: eh. Dunno.
Incognito: treat them to a Star Wars marathon?
Luminessance: DEFINITELY
Hux: what's Star Wars?
Luminessance: *sigh*
*one massive 10-movie Star Wars marathon with the F.O:*
Prequels:
Hux: ew
Phasma: *fangirls stoically*
Original Trilogy:
Hux: *spits out cereal*
Phasma: *stabbing everything*
Solo:
Hux: *heart eyes*
Phasma: * fangirls Stoically*
Rouge One:
Hux: *Fangirls over-enthusiastically*
Phasma: *fangirls stoically*
New trilogy:
Hux: *is dead*
Phasma: *fangirls stoically*
Luminessance: they took that surprisingly well...
Hux: *is visibly dead*
Luminessance: well Phasma did anyways...
Incognito: Create, if you would?
Creativity: *snaps fingers*
Hux: * reanimated*
Hux: wha-
Creativity: ECHO
Echo: *appears* what do you want?
Incognito: memory wipe? Please?
Echo: Star Wars marathon?
Luminessance: Star Wars marathon.
Hux AnD Phasma: *dawns on them*NOOOO I DONT WANNA FORGET *screams and throws tantrum*
Echo: *snaps fingers*
*memory wipe*
Hux: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGG- wait why are we screaming?
Luminessance: * hides laughter* nothing.
Phasma: *eyebrow raise*
Kylo: *bursts through wall*
This bit belongs to someone else
Hux: Ren, you ok?
Creativity: *fangirls*
Creativity: * mouths: Klux*
Kylo: Who's Ren? I am Queen Sunshine of the ScreamyWings.
Hosts: not again...
Kylo: *points to Phasma* YOU THERE
Kylo: you are the most hideous walrus here. From now on you shall be King Butterfly!
Hux: *sniggers behind his hand*
Kylo: AND YOU
You will be Princess Capricorn!
Kylo: *smashes through screen*
*all goes dark but you can still hear*
Luminessance: well I think we're done for today
Creativity: yup.
Hosts and everything but Hux:* dissapear*
*hours later*
Hux: guys?
Hux: GUYS?!?
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