Author: Okay, G, we have a question from @Pokegirl0629.

Gladion: Mk, what is it?

Author: Wait, what's that in your mouth?

Gladion: Mmf! N-Nothing!

Author: *sees the person reading this* Uhm, give us a sec, will ya?

*she closed this book for a minute*

GIVE ME THAT!

NO!

*CRASH! BANG!*

Author: ....! What....What is this?!

Gladion: Uh...nothing!

*she opened the book again*

Author: GLADION IS PART POKEMANS WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING-

Gladion: N-NO! it's not like that-

*she held up a slobbery Rainbow Bean*

Author: Uh-huh, rigggghhhhhttttt. I think you have a WAY too close bond with that whatchamacallit, Type: Null.

Gladion: Fine, I like PokeBeans. I swear, I'm not half-Pokemon...

Author: I swear, you've gotta be.

Gladion: No, I'm not. Just get to the stupid question!

Author: We'll talk about this later. Pokegirl0629 asked why you rarely smile.

Gladion: ....Lady! Have you seen me?

Gladion: This is me. An edgy, emo random kid. I...I've been through a hard life. It's rotted me to the core (I'm rotten to the core, rotten to the core....). It's just....Nothing seems to make me happy anymore, unless it's:

The Author

All you guys reading this

Or Moon.

Author: I thought you hated me...?

Gladion: Fine, I like you. Nothing like-like, like Moon, but kind of like in a sister way.

Author: Aww~Thanks, edgelord!

Gladion: And thank you guys for reading this dumb book. It's not the best, but I don't think it's super, super bad.