Author: Yaaay!!! We got 1K reads on this, eeee!! *squeezes Gladion*

Gladion: Can't...breathe...! Reader help mehhhh!!!

Author: *lets go* WE GOT 1K READS!!!

Gladion: What?!

Author: I'm freakin ouuuutttt!!!

Gladion: You know, you kinda act like Hau after twenty malasadas...*sweatdrop*

Author: Sorry! I'm just so excited and happy!!

Gladion: People why are you reading this? First of all, the author doesn't upload that often. Second, why you reading about an emo?!

Author: Because people like emos like you. Anyway, don't mind my edgy potato. THANK YOU FOR 1K READS GUYS!!! *hugs everyone*