Author: Well, another dare from you-know-who, @TheEdgelordGladion, you...have to drink a bottle of wine in under two minutes...

Gladion: What are you guys thinking?! I'm only 13! What if I get drunk or sick?!

Author: I'll replace you with Lillie...*she grabbed a timer and a bottle of wine* Here...

Gladion: Oh...I feel sick already...

Author: Ready! Set! Go~!

Gladion: *he guzzled down some of the wine* Blaugh...

Author: Chug, chug, chug, chug!

Gladion: AGH! *he drank down the rest of it* I feel so sick...

Author: ...You did it. You actually did it! I didn't think you could!

Gladion: Yeah...Now, if you'll excuse me for a moment...*he went to the bathroom*

RECH!

BLECHHH!!!

Author: Ooh...I better go check on him...*goes to the bathroom*

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