Ash: Today, WE. ARE TURNING ANTI INTO FEMALE AND STRAIGHT, LET GO!

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Ash:Hey,Anti?

Anti: What?

Ash: Close your eyes.

Anti: Uhh.. Okay? *He covers his eyes*

Ash: *She does magic things and he suddenly turns into a girl and turns straight somehow i dunno man* Open.

Anti: *He uncovers his eyes* Nothing really-- I HAVE BOOBS! WOO!

Ash: Have fun, Straight Anti.

Anti: Straight?!

Ash: Byyyye! You'll be a male and gay by the end of the daaaay!

Anti: NO!