Telling Sebastian about Jacob's blog post may have been the most inspired thing Rachel could have done.  Because his friends have been keeping up with steady, nonsensical updates.  Enough so that they are driving JBI completely buggy as he tries to recover his website from them.  To absolutely no avail.

So she sits in Glee, weeks later, as the chime goes off on her phone, signaling a new update.

Random Convo with Blainers

Sup, McKinley High and beyond!! It is us, your fearless leaders, writers, observers, hackers and single guys (hit us up, we're AVAILABLE!!). ND & JS here reporting for duty. Today we're sending you photos and snippets of a conversation we had with our old buddy, BDA. You guys might know him as the dashing Blaine Devon Anderson!

(Blaine) Jeff? Nick? How did you two end up with this website?? I mean it was about McKinley gossip and you both go to Dalton.

(Nick looks to Jeff and then back at the camera) A magician never reveals his secrets, Blainers. (Jeff laughs and stage whispers) Shout out to our tall, sauve, handsome and conniving neighbor for letting us help him! We got your back SS.

(Nick) Anyway...... Blaine, old buddy, old pal. Sure we can't convince you to come back. Once a Warbler, always a Warbler ya know.
(Jeff) Come on Blainers!! You know how much you love us and miss your Niff nights.

(Blaine blushing on the webcam footage). Guys you know I can't. But I can come visit soon. Rachel and I are Maria and Tony in West Side Story. I'll bring by tickets.

(Jeff giggles) Ah, yes. You and the elusive Ms Berry. What we wouldn't do to meet her. (Nick addressing the viewing audience directly) The former owner of this page was obsessed with that lovely young woman it seems, but her talent is superb. We'll attach performance videos later for those that are interested.

(Voice heard off camera, brief flash of a tall body in a Dalton blazer). Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum. Please stop talking about her like you know her. Trust me, you don't and are almost as delusional as that Ben Israel dick. Get both your asses to the practice room NOW! Et Amour, appelle-moi. Tu me manques tellement.

(Nick sighs) Okay you heard the man. (Jeff) Our fearless leader and influential French neighbor speaks the truth. Rehearsal time! And whoever that little message was to, cut the guy some slack and do what he asks. He's nice sometimes.

(Voice off camera again) I heard that!!!!

(Nick) So we must be going. But Blainers, this isn't over. We expect to see you soon.

(Blaine) I'll keep you guys posted and be over soon with tickets. Be cool out there internet people!

(Jeff) Well there's our first interview with Blaine 'Warbler' Anderson. Staring soon as Tony in West Side Story. As promised we'll have videos clips of Ms Rachel Berry performing up soon. Most likely after rehearsal. Until then, we out! — NDJS

Rachel giggles as Blaine slides into the open seat beside her.  "So Maria, I take it you saw the posting."  She smiles at him as he squeezes her hand.  "Tony, that was amazing.  I never thought this is how it would end up when I asked...."

She trails off before she says the words that almost give everything away.

When I asked Sebastian for help...

She shakes her head,  "...when Quinn first noticed the website was down." Blaine narrows his eyes at her and then hums in agreement. "Yea.... those guys are odd. I'm still curious as to how they got roped into all of this. I'm heading to Dalton tomorrow to drop off those tickets, do you want to come with me??"

The smile Rachel gives him could brighten the sun. "I wouldn't pass it up for the world."

Ma Petite Amie😍💋🍓:
Bastian, mon amour
Tu me manques aussi
I am coming to see you tomorrow
Blaine is bringing those tickets.
Think we can sneak away?

Copain😍💋🇫🇷:
Ma Cherie, you tease so.
You bet your sweet little ass
We are totally sneaking away
Can't let those Warblers get to you
You're mine, all mine

Rachel smiles to herself as she sends off one more reply, still mesmerized by Sebastian's oh so alluring smirk.

All yours Bastian, all yours.

(A/N: Translations.

'And Love, call me. I miss you.'

'Bastian, my love. I miss you too.')