Me: We got a lovely dare from jadewerewolf121

Me: Excellent! Let's start! Okay, we need some rocks, some Driftbloon, and a human sacrifice! Any volunteers?
Ash: No.
Me: Wow, a volunteer! Okay Ash, stand in the circle of popped Driftbloon...  Make sure to get your blood on the rocks, okay? *stabs Ass*
Ash: *dies*
Me: The rocks are glowing now, that's a good sign.
Steven Stone: Whomst've summoned me?!
May: Run while you still can!
Steven Stone: What?
Me: Welcome to the team! You aren't going to be able to leave! *places him in the dungeon*
Steven Stone: Do I get to keep the rocks?
Me: nah. And that concludes this awful installment in this awful parody!