*Titus and Cyber just returned*

Cyber is Rick, poor Titus is Morty.

Immortal: Ilona wants to know about your adventures.

Titus: *still wailing*

Cyber: I JUST--- Okay, the one with my brothers was fine. I just decided to get them to an alien truck stop that was nice. And then I got shot.

Titus: *falls onto floor*

Cyber: We then confronted a few enemies that I had, I had to deal with someone wielding a sword, and my bros almost got stolen since apparently their gems are very valuable.

Titus: *being dragged off to get comfort*

Cyber: I had everything under control, though. I battled copies of them and freed them. The adventure with Titus on the other hand... *holds up shaking hands*

Shard: *picks up what the princess gave Cyber* Cool trophy.

Cyber: I HAD NO CONTROL OVER IT, I KILLED AN ENTIRE RACE OF ALIENS THAT ACTUALLY ALMOST EXECUTED TITUS! THEN MY SHIP WAS HIJACKED BY SOME VIRUS FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS AND WE WERE STRANDED UNTIL THE MAIN AI MANAGED TO OVERCOME IT!! THEN WE WERE ON THE RUN, THE GALACTIC GOVERNMENT IS AFTER US, AND THE SENTENCE IS EXECUTION. I WAS LUCKY!! PURE LUCK, I TELL YOU! PURE LUCK!!

Immortal: *drags off a crazed Cyber*

Cyber: I AM STILL WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE! NOW I DRAGGED TITUS INTO THIS CRAP AND--

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