It was a quiet, boring, uneventful evening at Hogwarts that day, nothing unexpected had happened, which really confused all the students, not the staff though, they knew what was about to happen, alongside those playing truth or dare the other night.

"Is he actually gonna do it, do you reckon?" Whispered Remus to James and Sirius.

"Yes, in about 3, 2, 1-"

The doors launched open, displaying a person half naked to the rest of the hall.

Snape gulped as he looked at the rest of the Slytherin table, who were all glaring at him for some unknown reason to him.

He knew he was never going to live this down.

"HEM HEM! A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O P, Q R S, T U V, W, X, Y AND Z, NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S, NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME!" He sang very off key three times whilst dancing around the Hall in his boxers.

Most of Ravenclaw and Slytherin's where muttering 'stupid idiot' whilst the rest of the school were cackling.

The teachers were practically crying with laughter. As were the marauders, who had fallen off their bench, rolling around on the floor, laughing away.

"Um...guys?" said Fabian and Gideon who were opposite them,
"I think you'd better-"
"Run!" They said.

They sat up to see Snape angry and embarrassed, glaring at them. If looks could kill...

"I. Am. Going. To. MURDER. You!" He screamed as he charged towards them.

Let's just say Remus, James and Sirius ended up in the hospital wing for a very long time