A/N. I would love for me to own the marauders, but I don't so yeah.

It was a particularly thundery afternoon during the holidays and the Gryffindor common room was empty, apart from the marauders, and Lily.

"Ugh!" Groaned Sirius and James from the comfy armchairs by the fire. James looked like he was about to fall off the chair as he was slouching, and Sirius was dangling upside down from the back.

"Uuuuugggghhhhhh!"

"Could you please shut up!" Said Lily Evans, looking up from her Transfiguration essay.

"Uuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhwe're bored! Uuuuuuggggghhhhh."

"Is everything drama with you two?" She asked.

"I know what to do, let's play a game!" Remus Lupin, finally putting down his book.

"Wow. How come I didn't come up with that?"

"Um...maybe because you were too busy groaning?" She replied sarcastically.

James and Sirius let the comment slip. "Oh oh oh oh I know! Strip poker!"

"Potter!"

"OK OK, how about truth or dare?"

"Wassat?" Asked Sirius, falling backwards off the chair.

"Its a muggle game. It's simple. You spin a bottle, and the person it lands on has to be asked a truth or a dare by you."

"Yeah, we're in," said Remus speaking for all of them.

"We need some more players. C'mon let's see if anyone in the great hall wants to play."

When they got there, they were surprised to only see four others, and the staff.

"Good..." James checks his watch, unaware of what the time was,
"Afternoon, professors, we were wondering if you wanted to play truth or dare with us."

"Oh, yes please, Mr potter. I am indeed terribly bored. Come on, Minerva, let's play on the Ravenclaw table. Yes, I must insist," he added, looking at the transfiguration teacher's face.
Now, come on, everyone, yes, you two, Mr Malfoy and Mr Snape.
They each groaned and through distasteful looks at the gryffindors.

The people playing where Dumbledore, McGonagall, Evans, Potter, Black, Lupin, malfoy, Snape, Thomas Abbott, a Hufflepuff and Lucy Brown, a Slytherin.

Lily explained the rules. "Right then, who wants to go first?" She asked whilst conjuring an empty butter beer bottle.

"I'll go first," said James. He spun it and it landed on Lucius.

"Truth or dare?"

"Ugh, truth I guess."

"Wimp!" Sirius disguised through a coughing fit.

"Hmm. Let me see...Do you...oh, I almost forgot. We need to add a little truth spell on everyone. Yah know, don't want any lies!" After he had put a truth spell on Malfoy, he said, "Are you wearing your own underwear, and if not, whose is it?"

"Narcissa's," he whispered, desperately wanting to get up and jump off the astronomy tower.

"Sorry? Didn't quite catch that." Said Remus, even though he right heard the first time.

"Narcissa's" he whispered, so only the three next to him could here.

He turned beetroot red. James, Sirius and Remus looked at each other, and started howling with laughter.

"What did he say?" Asked Lily.

"He's wearing Narcissa Black's!"

The rest of the table burst out laughing, and even McGonagall had managed to crack a smile.

"Right, Malfoy, now you spin."

It slowed to a halt, pointing to Sirius.

"Truth or dare, Nlack? "

"Well I'm not a wimp like some people, and I'm choosing dare."

"Ooh, OK. Black, I dare you, to kiss professor McGonagall!"

She looked outraged, but had to accept. Sirius, however, smiled brightly. "You may not return the love, Minnie darling, but this is for you." And he pecked her on the lips.

James tried to hold in his laughter by shoving his fist into his mouth, though failing miserably.

Sirius spun and it pointed at James.
"Ah, Prongsiekins, truth or dare?"

"Don't call me that, and dare."

Sirius grinned evilly, making James gulp.

He whispered something in his ear, James paled.

He nodded and faced Snape.

"Severus, we may have had our little arguments in the past, but they have only brought me closer to realising, Severus, I love you. Your voice is a ray of sunshine in my dark, your eyes twinkle like a er...something that twinkles...and, you may not return the feelings, but, I love you with all my heart."

James finished and violently vomited.

Snape looked like he was about to pounce at Sirius.

"I hate you Padfoot, this means war."

He spun the bottle. "Dumbledore, truth or dare?"

"Hmm truth I think."

"What is the most embarrassing moment of your life?"

He chuckled, "I was in my fourth year at Hogwarts and I had divination. I went up, and when I looked up into the crystal ball, I couldn't see anything, as I'm sure, none of you have ever either. Professor Coretta, the divination teacher at the time, was telling us about her crystal ball seeing. She asked us to guess what she saw. I said to her, an ugly old bat with outsized specs, not realising that I had said it out loud."

They all gaped at him in shock, until Thomas Abbott started laughing.

Then, Dumbledore went to spin the bottle when there was a loud knock on the door. Everyone turned around to look in surprise...