Hello guess who's back, but it's been soo long since I last posted I doubt anyone cares about this story anymore. Oh well.

littleberd: I dare Light to try and fake seduces one of the evil dudes. And truth for L to say for everyone to hear. The most embarrassing moment in his life.

Light: 'Aw crap this is bad' 

Light thinks as moved to sit against the wall with the other hostages. He down next to L who observed their captors intensely. Light checked his captors who were a few feet away from them. They all seemed gathered around their leader the smallest and shortest in the group. Light typed a short message on his phone then sent it to L

L's concentration was disturbed by his phone, he took it out and read Lights message

LIGHT-KUN: We need a  plan

YOU: I know

LIGHT-KUN: Maybe if we create a distraction we can stall until the police arrive

YOU: No too risky

LIGHT-KUN: Do you have a better plan!?

YOU: Best possible thing we can do is to stay put and comply, it's the safest option

LIGHT-KUN: And what if they become violent?

YOU: That wouldn't be a wise decision 

LIGHT-KUN: Yes well, our captors don't seem like the smartest people, that's why they have a leader

YOU: Most likely 

Light's phone buzzed as a message arrived, he looks at it and stifled a groan. Of all the times to get a dare, he forwards it to L. Light wasn't sure how to do this one, the situation was dangerous enough, but attempting his dare could piss off the wrong person and get him killed. Never the less he had to do it, the question was how?

Five minutes later the cops arrived and ten minutes later negotiations started with the leader and the police officers. One of the goons (who was sent to watch over the hostages) stood next to Light, taking occasional glances at him. Light decided to test the waters making the occasional eye contact with the larger man. The man now smiled at him, Light returns the smile shyly, ignoring the growing pit of disgust in his stomach. Light moves into a subtle position that was slightly more suggestive,but the man seemed more interested by the minute. The guy was about to speak when L suddenly spoke louder than Light had thought he could.

"When I was fifteen I was caught kissing my rival for a scholarship" 

The awkward air could be cut with a knife, the guy had backed away from Light and walked over to L smacking him in the head with the barrel of his gun. L slumped over and fell, Light caught him and pulled him onto his lap. The lady nearby screamed and fainted, the leader turned around and yelled at his goon. It was all background noise to Light who was cradling L protectively.  Suddenly the goon who smacked L dropped to the floor clutching his chest and moment later, dead. 

Light stared at the wide eyed corpse, there was only one person who could have done that

Misa

The other goons began yelling and the leader not expecting this called for a fallback. Two goons who Light had not seen opened the back door and let the others get out, while they open fired in order to escape. The last thing  light heard was the screeching of tires and the rest of the men fled into the night. 

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A few miles onto the highway a van with the goons inside were making their escape. 

"Fuck" The leader cursed as he removed his black mask his blonde hair tumbling out from under the ski mask. He  rummaged in his pocket and took out a bar of chocolate and bit into it angrily. 

"I hadn't expected for Kira to interfere, he can't kill us without knowing our identities right? so how the hell did he manage to kill Cain?" Mello whispered seething with rage as he finished his chocolate.

"Maybe it wasn't meant to be" One of the men spoke

"Shut up and take me back!"Mello growled 

The van eventually pulled into the back ally behind the Wammy's house, Mello climbed to the roof of the van and jumped onto a low tree branch that reached into the yard of the Wammy house. Mello jumped down landing with a  tuck and roll. He got up hearing the van take off, he sighed the boss was gonna be pissed. Oh well, he'll deal with it when the time comes, right now all he wanted to do was sleep. 

He decided to climb through his bedroom window not wanting to risk getting caught by the night patrol. Using the vines he hoisted himself up using the window ledge until he got to his room. He opened the window and climbed inside. 

"Hello Mello" He froze turning around to see Near sitting on his bed staring at him in the dark. 

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L was admitted to the hospital later and Light stayed by his side all night

AN: Sorry for how poorly written this is