The first years blinked at the quartet, nobody making a sound until a snort followed by a chuckle was heard from the couch. All eyes turned to see Sero bending over, snickers coming out of his mouth.

Izuku joined in, elbowing Toga. "Oh, he's baked baked. That wasn't even funny."

Dabi leaned over, pretending to whisper to the trio. "He is more baked than my skin."

"Dabi! That's horrible!" Toga wailed, holding onto Izuku to keep upright as she laughed. "I love it."

"I aim to please." He drawled, looking at the hero course students. "So, are we all going to stand here and awkwardly stare at one another or ...?"

"If we are going to awkwardly stare, can I at least have some of whatever Sero had? You know, to make it interesting." Izuku looked at the teen on the couch. "Please tell me you have more."

Sero gave a shrug, a faraway smile on his face.

"Dude is gone." Dabi whistled, glancing towards the kitchen. "I wonder if he had those brownies over there."

"Only one way to find out!" Izuku and Toga cheered at the same time, making a dash towards the plate.

They were stopped by a hand on each of their backs, yanking them backwards. Whining when they saw Dabi holding them by the back of their shirts, he sent them both stern looks that they instantly understood, Toga looking downwards while Izuku huffed, crossing his arms.

"I didn't realize we were going to comply with those standards right away." Izuku grumbled.

"What standards?" Kaminari asked from his perch on the arm of the couch next to Sero.

"The standards set by our school appointed therapist." Izuku spoke in a faux cheery voice before sending Dabi a glare. "Thanks to this one's blase suggestion, we have to go to twice weekly individual therapy on top of weekly group therapy." He rolled his eyes. "I don't know why we need therapy, I mean, we're perfectly sane."

"Deku, one of the first things you did when you got here was break out of your quirk canceling bracelets, have me burn your face, then burn my face in the exact same way." Bakugou pointed to their matching scars. "Or did you already forget, you damned nerd?"

"He really did that?" Shigaraki eyed Izuku while talking to Toga. She confirmed it, Shigaraki nodding. "What a boss move."

"No, Kacchan, one of the first things I did when I got here was moon the camera. Giving us matching friendship scars was like the fifth thing." Izuku explained slowly, an eerie smile on his face. "Besides, I was in complete control of myself when I did that. I knew exactly what I was doing."

"Which is why you need therapy." Dabi mumbled. "That and to work through your very obvious daddy issues."

"You say that like I'm the only one in our group with daddy issues." Izuku rolled his eyes, pointing at Toga. "Himiko's people pleasing stems from her parental and familial trauma." Pointing at Dabi, he continued. "You practically invented daddy issues." He turned to Shigaraki. "Tomura here...don't even get me fucking started on him. He may have more issues than the rest of us combined."

"Thanks, Rabid. I feel really welcomed here." Shigaraki drawled, a huff leaving his mouth as he crossed his arms. He side eyed Bakugou, his stare turning into a glare. "So, you're the childhood 'friend' of my little brother, eh?"

"Tomura..." Izuku sighed, rubbing his temples. "We literally just got here. Please don't get us sent back to jail so soon."

Shigaraki held his hands up in surrender. "I just wanted to know. Who said I was going to do anything to him?"

Dabi snorted. "You had your murder eyes on."

"Yeah, and we all know Dabi here prefers your bedroom eyes." Izuku high fived Toga, the two of them snickering.

Ojiro scratched the back of his neck. "Wait, I thought Dabi and Rabid were together?" The two aforementioned teens started fake gagging while Shigaraki and Toga burst out laughing. "What?"

"Me and Da - blegh!" Izuku shuddered.

"I'd rather hug my dad."

"Ouch, that's harsh." Toga winced.

Dabi nodded, putting a hand on Izuku's shoulder. "Himiko's right, that was too far. I'm sorry."

"Apology appreciated."

Hagakure tentatively raised a hand. "If they aren't together, why is Rabid constantly flirting with him? And why does Dabi seem to get jealous when Rabid flirts with other people?"

"Just the way I am." Izuku shrugged. "And anyone would be jealous if my attention was taken from them."

Toga snickered. "Besides, if Dabi and Rabid were together, why would Rabid go and kiss someone else in front of Dabi?"

Shigaraki sobered up at that, eyes scanning the first years. "Right, I forgot about that. Himiko, who was it that my brother kissed?"

Izuku slapped a hand over Toga's mouth as the girl went to respond. "Tell Tomura and I'll inform him of your crush."

"Rabid!"

"Wait, Himiko has a crush?" Shigaraki shifted his focus to the blonde. "Who is it?"

Toga glared at Izuku as he cackled, slipping away from the other three to make his way to the kitchen. She smirked, lifting a finger to point while inhaling deeply. "Rabid kissed Kaminari and is trying to shift the focus onto me so he can snag some of Sero's brownies."

"You motherfucker!" Izuku hissed, whirling around with pink tinted cheeks. "I was going to grab you some too, Himiko!" Toga cooed and Izuku scoffed. "Not anymore, you moron. Do you have any idea of the monster you have just unleashed?"

"You started it!" Toga yelled back.

"That is just straight up factually incorrect." Dabi shrugged when Toga mocked him in a falsetto voice. "Damn, alright. I'll keep my mouth shut then."

"Pretty sure Tomura likes it better open."

Izuku snickered at Toga's words, successfully making his way to the brownies while Dabi and Shigaraki yelled at Toga. He snagged two, stuffing one in his mouth before turning to Toga. "Himiko, catch!"

The blonde somehow understood what Izuku said despite the food in his mouth, catching the brownie when it was thrown her way. Toga took a bite, gasping in horror when Dabi snagged the rest from her hand, breaking it in two and giving one part to Shigaraki. "Bastard."

Dabi smirked, giving Sero thumbs up as he chewed. "Thank you for your contribution."

"Anytime, dude."

Shigaraki swallowed the brownie he was given, pointing to Sero. "I know you're not Kaminari and neither is the angry pomeranian."

"Ha?! The fuck did you call me?"

"Who said he was referring to you, Kacchan?" Izuku snickered at the look Bakugou gave him.

"And I know it isn't him." Shigaraki gestured to Todoroki.

"How do you know I'm not Kaminari?"

Shigaraki realized his mistake, looking to his friends for help. Luckily, Izuku thinks quickly on his feet. "Simple. Thanks to his master, Tomura knows a lot about pro heroes and their families. That's why he knew who I was despite my face never being shown to the media." Izuku smirked. "He's kind of like a stalker."

"Says the one who used to keep journals about heroes and their quirks." Shigaraki ignored the indigent gasp from the freckled teen, eyeing the first years once more. "You're not Kaminari either."

"Correct. I am Iida Tenya."

The blue haired teen looked at his friends. "Is Kaminari a girl or a boy?"

"Good question, let me ask." Dabi turned to the electric blond. "Are you a boy or a girl?"

"Pretty sure I'm a boy, but you never know." Kaminari shrugged, realizing a millisecond later that he got played. "Damnit."

"Nice going, dunce face."

"Oh, shut up, you overgrown dandelion." Izuku glared at Bakugou, snapping his attention to his brother when Shigaraki started to walk over to Kaminari. "Tomura - "

The oldest villain paused in front of the couch the electric blond was on, eyes narrowed scrutinizingly at the teen. Kaminari gulped. "You're Shigaraki Tomura, right?" He nodded and Kaminari sat up straighter, adjusting his position on the arm of the couch. "I have no intention of hurting your bro - "

"Please, Rabid can take care of himself." Shigaraki waved the blond off. Kaminari tilted his head in confusion. "I'm not talking to you because I'm worried you'll hurt the brat - "

"Takes one to know one, asswipe."

" - I'm talking to you in hopes that you'll get the gremlin to stop flirting with everything that moves."

"Are you asking Kaminari to make a proper man out of me?" Izuku gasped, his cheeks slightly flushed. "What kind of outdated bullsh - "

Izuku and Shigaraki devolved into an argument about the latter's 'older brother duties', the fighting escalating to yelling very quickly. The rest of the first years listened in on the fight as Dabi and Toga found seats to watch their friends fight.

Dabi looked across the room at Kaminari, a shit eating grin on his face. "That's your future inlaw."

"Bitch, that's your man." Toga gestured to Shigaraki.

"Not officially."

Shinso leaned forward to make eye contact with Dabi. "Wait, isn't he the one that you and Rabid were talking about when you first got arrested?" Dabi nodded. "If he's your man, why'd you make fun of his dick?"

Shigaraki whirled around to glare at Dabi. "You what?" Dabi glared at Shinso as Shigaraki scoffed. "You haven't even seen it! Why are you making fun of it? What did you say?"

"That it is misshapen and wart covered." Izuku helpfully supplied his brother with an answer, a shit eating grin on his face. He turned to Shinso, giving him a thumbs up. "Thank you for getting the attention off me."

"Our conversation isn't over, you little shit." Shigaraki glared at Izuku as he made his way over to Dabi. "Don't go anywhere or I'll kill you."

"No, no. You attempted to kill me at the USJ. Now it's my turn."

"To attempt to kill Shigaraki or yourself?"

"Yes."

The three villains sighed, turning to the green eyed teen. "Rabid - "

"Aren't you two adopted brothers? Why are you trying to kill each other?" Asui put a finger on her chin as some of the class nodded in agreement.

Izuku scoffed. "Can you really call someone your sibling if you haven't made at least one attempt on their life?"

"Fucking preach." Shigaraki nodded.

"I have yet to try and kill my siblings." Dabi cleared his throat. "Guess I'm just built different."

"Yeah, built like a bitch."

Dabi sneered at Izuku. "I should've left you to die."

"Dabi!" Shigaraki and Toga gasped at the same time.

"Thank you! I've been trying to explain to Mamagiri how beneficial my demise would be for literal years now."

Toga sighed, shaking her head. "And you say you don't need therapy."

"Therapy is a scam. All you need is a motto. Right, Tomura?"

Shigaraki nodded. "My go to is 'it be like that'."

"More espresso, less depresso."

"It is what it is."

"My insanity is chronic but this ass is iconic."

"Ha, yeah it is." All eyes snapped to a certain blond. Kaminari shrugged, a ghost of a smirk on his face. "I'm not wrong. He's got a killer ass."

It was quiet for a moment before Izuku snorted. "Killer ass. I get it. Killer because I have committed murder before."

"Thanks for explaining the very obvious joke."

"Anytime, Himiko."