Percy Jackson added Annabeth Chase, Leo Valdez, Hazel Levesque, Frank Zhang, Jason Grace and Piper Mclean to the chat

Percy Jackson: m bored people RESCUE MAH

Leo Valdez: u think I'm not??????? wtf people thinking demigods should sit for a long time in a class

Piper Mclean: dumbos who thought itd be a good idea to forget the gods

Annabeth Chase: They're lucky. I'd do anything to be in their place

Hazel Levesque: Percy, aren't you in class-----

Frank Zhang: hmm.... we both r

Jason Grace: Percy's texting me when he's right next to me-

Piper Mclean: meh- it makes sense. who tf likes to socialise??????????????

Percy Jackson: *looks at Piper Mclean* not piper- dats intape

Piper Mclean: intape????? whatttttt------

percy Jackson: doesnt atocorect work when it should--- *insane
2nd- we all know dat u love to socialize pipes

leo valdez: ^^

Annabeth chase changed Leo Valdez' name to Dumb

Annabeth Chase changed Percy Jackson's name to Dumber

Dumb: hey

Dumber: come on anniebeth

Annabeth Chase: shut up peter johnson

Dumber: *annabeth

pls dont kill me

Dumb: cant ask that if ur already dead aquaman

Dumb changed dumber's name to aquaman

Dumb changed dumb's name to bad boy supreme

Jason: Percy you need to stop staring at Felix. It's starting to get wierd

Aquaman: shit-

piper mclean: felix- tall guy, brown eyes, red hair????? whos his godly parent

Jason: Son of Virtus- yes

Piper Mclean: Virtus is Arete right-

Jason: yup

Piper Mclean: guy looks nice- secretly gonna spy now

Aquaman: no don't do that-

Bad boy supreme: does little perseus have a crush 🤔

Aquaman: 🙄shut up before i make u

Jason Grace: chill out leo, he's still looking at Felix. so his glare is not intimidating.

Aquaman: THE BETRAYAL

Jason: bro-

Aquaman: BY MY OWN BROTHER

Jason: Bro-

Aquaman: SHUT UP

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME

Annabeth Chase: looking back, I have sevior regrets in joining this chat. Now, anyone mind telling me why the group chat is named 'who the fuck thought it is a good idea to trust seven kids with world destruction?"

Percy: gods are crazy

Frank Zhang: that was established when they tried 2 make us save the world

Aquaman: HA YES. FRANK UNDERSTANDS------

Bad boy supreme: 2 b frank, i think every1 knows that

Frank Zhang: no no no no no don't do that

Bad boy supreme changed Frank Zhang's name to I'll be Frank with you

I'll be Frank with you: Leo-

Jason Grace: Interrupting that, PERCY'S FINALY STOPPED LOOKING AT FELIX

Piper Mclean: we should have a party 4 that rn
guy looks slightly cute- 
not my type doh- 
Jason's more of my type 😘

Jason Grace: <333

Bad boy supreme: Everyone's getting nicknames DO NOT OPPOSE ME

Bad boy supreme changed Annabeth Chase's name to m not giving her a nickname she's gonna kill me

Bad boy supreme changed Jason Grace's name to superman

Bad boy supreme changed Hazel Levesque's name to metal detector

Bad boy supreme changed Piper mclean's name to beauty queen

m not giving her a nickname she's gonna kill me: LEO

Aquaman: dude- idk that u wanted to die so soon

Bad boy supreme: changing it back changing it back don't kill me DoN'T ki'll ME DON'T KILL ME

m not giving her a nickname she's gonna kill me: Leo Valdez is in sight. Everyone get into position

bad boy suprme: eveRYonE- 
Annabeth please stop chasing me I'LL CHANGE UR NAME
AHHHH

m not giving her a nickname she's gonna kill me: And there lies Leo Valdez annoyance to the world who died of natural causes.

Aquaman: NaTURaL?????

m not giving her a nickname she's gonna kill me: Gravity's natural kids.

Aquaman changed m not giving her a nickname she's gonna kill me's name to She kills people using natural causes

Aquaman: So----- does that mean i almost died of natural causes when i was 14?????????????????????????????

She kills people using natural causes: NO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DECIDED THAT BLOWING UP VOLCANOES WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD THURSDAY ACTIVITY

Aquaman: i might do it again

Beauty queen: Sparky took a some time to intruduce me to Felix- 
and i come back and LEO'S DEAD
AND I DIDN'T GET TO KILL HIM-----
ANNABETH Y???
I NEEDED PAYBACK FOR HIM MAKING US THINK HE WAS DEAD 👿

bad boy supreme: m concerned that everyone wants to kill me 😨

Teens shouldn't be trusted (fire and ice)

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pan fire: dude-

bi ice: hmm.........

pan fire: save me from annabeth plsssssssss

bi ice: devats whether that's worth getting killed.

*debaiting

*debating

pan fire: tf i don't get how debating is similar to debating

Bi ice: dude tf??

pan fire: *devats
okay i get what u mean

bi ice: exactly 

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who the fuck thought it is a good idea to trust seven kids with world destruction

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She kills people using natural causes: Anyone wants to get coffee? I think I'm going to die with the amount of work. I'll have no sleep. Coffee? ☕

Aquaman: Well, atleast u won't die of natural causes. 😀

bad boy supreme: omgs percy i can't believe ur still stuck on that

Aquaman: Wise girl here needs a lesson on what are natural causes
BUT I'M UP FOR COFFEE before i die of not having coffee for agaes
*ages fuck u dlexia

bad boy supreme: COFFEEEEE

Superman: Coffee it is!

Beauty queen: I'm completely drained of energy someone come pick me up for coffee.

Metal Detector: Coming like a NORMAL demigod

I'll be frank with you: I'm coming too

Beauty queen: PERCY WTH NOT A WAVE. I CAN'T TRAVEL ON A FUCKING WAVE!!!!!

Metal detector: Percy-

Beauty queen: A CHARIOT OF JEWELS- HAZEL---------- a tunnel- no no no- i'm drained of energy

I'll be frank with you: coming soon 

Beauty queen: yes thank you frank, ouch no not my shoulder

Superman: I'm concerned since I'm hearing Piper's screams.

Beauty queen: Turns out i accidently hit Frank's face

She kills people using natural causes: is anybody actually coming for coffee??????? I cant pay and will not pay for cold cups of coffee and some more hot coffee.

Aquaman: I'm here

She kills people using natural causes: Percy 😑

I'll be frank with you: whatd percy do??

She kills people using natural causes: our very own "sea prince" here, decided that accidentally flipping over a table because he say Felix smiling at him is a good idea. I know that you have a crush Percy
BUT MAKING MY COFFEE FALL ON THE FLOOR IS A BIG NO NO!!! 😑

Bad boy supreme: that's our chaotic bi. but perce- BUY US MORE COFFEE NOW. 

Aquaman: shoot-

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Ps: I was not planning on writing this but- meh

Hope you liked it! First try at a chatfic. I don't know how good it is, but hope you like it.
And to those of you all who expect canon pairings- m sorry
Canon Pairings are
Jiper (jason x piper)
Frazel (frank x hazel) they're too cute

Leo is gonna how to love himself WITHOUT a girlfriend.