"WELCOME BACK TO CHANNEL 9 NEWS, THE ONLY NEWS CHANNEL YOU CAN TRUST. TODAYS TOP STORY IS 'LOCAL KID COMMITS ARSON, BURNING DOWN SCHOOL AND NEARBY NEIGHBOURHOOD, KILLING ALMOST ALL THE RESIDENTS OF BOTH.' A FEW OF THE BURN VICTIMS HAD SURVIVED, BUT WERE UNRESPONSIVE, AS IF STUCK IN A ZOMBIE LIKE STUPOR. PROPERTY DAMAGE  AND MURDER CHARGES WERE SENT TO LEGAL GUARDIANS, BUT APON SEARCH, BOTH WERE FOUND DEAD, ALONG WITH THEIR YOUNGEST SON, MICHAEL. AFTER SENDING SEARCH DOGS TO FIND THE ARSONIST AND MURDERER, HIS BODY WAS FOUND IN THE LAKE, WITH A STAB WOUND TO THE CHEST. OUR POSTMORTEM IDENTIFIED THE CAUSE OF DEATH LOOKED TO BE SUICIDE, STABBING HIMSELF ONCE, THEN JUMPING INTO THE LAKE TO FINISH THE JOB. MENTALLY ILL? UNSTABLE? MONSTER? MURDERER? ARSONIST? MAKE SURE TO LOCK YOUR DOORS AND CLOSE YOUR BLINDS BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHATS OUT THERE! THOUGH ONE THINGS FOR SURE,

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