This goes out to all the Elon musk loving grandpas out there! Get in ur cybertrucks and ROLLLLL

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Elon gets pregnantly dragged into an alley way. "Let Go of me!-" his mouth is covered.

"Shh! Quiet! You can't say 'stupid trump' or else you'll get shot- and You're pregnant- do you want your baby to die?!-" the mysterious figure shouts

"Yeah kinda"

"Oh. Well do you wanna die?"

"NO!"

"Thats What i thought..."

The mysterious figure Holds Elon protectively.

"Who are you?" Elon asks

"Mark, mark zuckerburg."

Elon gasps, his lifelong enemy...marky poo.

"Marky-warky poo?" Elon shivers

"Yes stupid. Now let's get out of here before you go into labor or something..." mark alphaly picks up Omega elon and carries him...somewhere!

Elon is sat on a bed

"Welcome to the Meta base, you Can Give birth safely Here."

"What- im Only Like 1 month along marky moo..."

"Oh. Well you look weird so-"

Elon busts into tears "HOW COULD YOU?!"

Elon runs out of the room into...

A McDonald's?