So trump didn't die but lil homie did (rip lil homie)

Trumps orange powers restarted his heart and then Elon got a restraining order against him

So fricking now the political and economic state of the world right now is back to being as shitty as ever. That one guy on that one podcast that one time might wanna talk about it now.

Trump and Elon and their little cult are at a rally and the super Mario brothers show up with glocks and shoot them all except the miss because theyre like 2 inches tall and they get stepped on by Melania and Kamala who are making out in the crowd because Yuri i Guess. Gotta Feed the yuri likers yknow because clout is amazing so there you go freaks

So yeah everything still sucks also Charlie Kirk smiled too big and he exploded so hes dead in canon because i hate him and hes not important to the story enough to get a death scene or character arc so just know that hes dead because i wanted him to die

Also nick fuentes house was burned down by Vic Fuentes because Vic actually respects women.