Elon gave birth to a little gummy bear

Hes so cute!

Elon and Marky named his Homoemo.com or lil homie for short

Lil homie was breakdancing on markys hand and then he shit himself

He doesn't have diapers because hes a fucking gummy bear. Also his shit is like that sour liquid stuff in the juicy drop thing. It too tastes like ass dont eat juicy drop it sucks balls.

Marky licks up the mess because hes definitely an alien trying to act human and since he hangs out with only weirdos hes like way weirder.

The whole house smells like radioactive green apple flavored explosive diarrhea. And youll never Guess Why.

It's because Donald walked in the room begging for Elon to give him a billion dollars so he can pay to explode women for existing.

"Baby girl please...daddys sorry For turning baby cummies into my car and then crashing it and killing him because the design is stupid and useless..."

"Save it dumper." Elon snaps. "You leave me and my husband and son alone!" Oh yeah Marky and Elon got married but they ended up effing while everyone watched so like they never got properly married but they are because yeah.

Trumpy gets angry and grabs lil homie and eats him and then dies of a heart attack because he lives off of trumpiss specials and Big Macs.

Elon cries "LIL HOMIE NOOOOOOO" he cries in markys arms.