So it happened, biden died and grunkle stan was distraught, he cant help but feel guilty for bidens death, maybe he THRUSTED too hard... maybe he was too 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂...or too jealous of his ex wife eda...

But now its the funeral, many people attended, like mama owl, felony martinez, dipper and mabel, red guy from dhmis, huggy wuggy, and a skibiti toilet just to name a few.

Grunkle stan performs a speech, "he was a...strange omega male...he liked tacos...and he wanted to be president in the year 2020...but he...chugged a five hour energy after eating 15000 calories worth of taco bell...and he pooped his organs out..." grunkle stan cries, and his brother ford comforts him, they are interrupted by someone breaking the door down, its trump, and his new lover greg universe, and...eda? And...CLAY PUPPINGTON????

"Oh yeah...its pretty skibiti in here..." eda mutters, her voice full of disgust. "Good thing i didnt bring luz...or else she wouldve started talking about rizz..." eda steps in with a blowtorch that she stole from the mystery shack.

"Yeah...lets burn it down." Trump says, an evil look in his eyes...like a-a BETA WOULD HAVE...

Clay walks in with a gun and shoots mama owl on accident, "oops, sorry mama owl... 𝓜𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓵𝓭𝓸 𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓾𝓽" clay then shoots a wax figure of george washington. "There we go..."

Greg universe throws a bomb in the funeral and it explodes, killing everyone instantly.