Biden and grunkle stan were getting 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 in the woods, and then eda the owl lady appears...

"What the fuck...you divorced me for that?" Eda murmers, smirking slightly, she then turns around. "Alright im gonna go rob your store while you two get your 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on..." eda flys away and idk probs robs the mystery shack or something.

"WHAT?! HEY. GET BACK HERE!" Grunkle stan yells even though hes still thrusting 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓵𝔂 in bidens omega hole

So they finish and make silly string everywhere and then someone bombs times square in new york city and everyone is distraught.

Bidenwas showering while blasting hyperpop music like its 2020. And then he poops out his organs and dies again :3