Trump levitates up to heaven, and he sees god face to face

God is a Femboy??

Now trump is head over heals in love with god. "H-hubba hubba..." trump mutters in a low growl, his toes curling in an...uncomfortable manner...

Trump crawls like a dog over to god, and WAIT. GOD IS...IS...FEMBOY DRAKE?.. "S-s-so...you come here often?.." trump mutters as his knees go inward like an anime girl, he feels so kawaii.

"I live here." Drake responds before he picks trump up who now suddenly feels so small and vulnerable.

"Oh noooo please dont impregnate me drake y wakey" trump says, wagging his tail, oh yeah he has a tail now.

"Only minors get to call me that..." drake growls and dropkicks trump down to earth.

Trump hits the ground with a plop, he cries, both because his bones are very broken and he got rejected... "why doesn't anyone love me?!" Trump sobs into the ground, he might d-d-die!..

Then someone picks him up... "𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓶𝓹𝔂..." mutters greg universe, as he carries trump, donald rest his head on his MANYYYY muscles, oh boy oh boy how he'd love to get 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with him.