So trump was out of prison because he impregnated the judge. Now hes in a cheap motel with a LOT of guys he'd pass on smash or pass, but yknow? He wants to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 on a Friday night.

And he did, now hes SUPER pregnant.

So he gave birth on Putins lap and Ben Shapiro and joe Rogan delivered the baby while Andrew Tate and wilbur soot watched, well wilbur was busy biting the moldy wall and he got poisoned and died, but no one cared because they all hated him.

"PUSH OMEGA TRUMP. PUSHHHH" Benny bear yells, and he does.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

"Ill call you... fart baby..." trump holds the baby. Until wilbur comes back to life and bites the baby's head off.

"WILBUR WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. HE WAS GONNA BE A SIGMA MALE." Andrew Tate yells, before he punches wilbur, just like he does with women.

Wilbur gets punched into space.

Trump cries because he was in labor for 2533 hours and his baby just fucking died.

"FART BABY NOOOO" trump starts levitating "oh btw guys, dont call me later, oh also why is Colleen in the corner using a rose toy while singing toxic gossip train?"