Trump and biden were now in a white sticky room. Well the room was actually blue, weezer blue to be specific, but it was covered in a white sticky substance.

Donald and Biden were getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 because what more can you do in purgatory?

So yeah boom bidens pregnant because they've been going at it for months

"T-trumpie what should we name the baby?"

"Hm...a very alpha name...like...𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 mgee."

"Hm. No I like...beefy Brody jr."

"Yeah thats pretty sick" Donald does a kick flip.

*MANY MONTHS LATER*

"PUSHHHHHHH!!"

Wa.

"Omg its beefy Brody jr!!"

"Yeah. Hes beautiful." Donald drops the baby

"DONALD YOU DROPPED THE FUCKING BABY."

"DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT OMEGA."

"LOOK AT HIS HEAD!!"

The baby looks like a dorito.

"Oopsie poopsie"