You wake up. Thankfully. You smell the distinct scent of burning flesh. You follow it to the kitchen. "What are you doing?" You ask. "I am sacrificing orphans to satan so I may get help in my quest." Jennessa replies.
"Ok." "Aren't you going to ask what my quest is? " "nope" "fair enough" suddenly the smoke alarm goes off. "Well thats new" jennessa says. "Why" "because I distinctly remember taking the batteries out of that to play gta" "isn't that dangerous?" "Probably but my wants out weigh my needs" "same" the lights start flickering and then you hear a loud bleep. Something crashed in the bathroom and the door starts opening. "Eureka!" Jennessa shouts"it worked" "cool" the door is fully open and three figures step out. They appear to be a hooman an ogre and a fanboy. "We come in peace" they say. "Welcome to the Meme Team" jennessa replies. You think, what have I gotten myself into this time.