A.N. There are some anime spoilers so yeah. Spoiler Alert.
"Mother, why are you crying?"you ask as Anika is sitting in the corner of your bedroom crying.
"I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE ANYMORE! EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT NOW AND IT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE IN A WORLD LIKE THIS?"Anika responds.
"What happened?"
"M....m...my...*sobs**whispers*just as my ship was about to sail, it got murdered"
You gasp. The S.S. Boat was your mother's favorite ship. You want to find out who did this monstrosity! Your mother continues talking and explains everything.
"I was binge watching anime and you know how into Mirai Nikki (Future Diary). Well, ever since Aru Akise came into the series, I shipped him and Yuki. And, um, Akise kissed Yuki and I was so happy. I mean...the feeeeeeeelz. So, yeah. But right after that, the crazy batch Yuno be decapitatin Aru!"Anika cries.
You know how to deal with her mother's weeaboo ways because of experience. (Like when Anika finished Soul Eater and cried cuz she didn't know how to spend her life. Or when the same thing happened with The Devil Is A Part Timer. Or when she was complaining about the second season of Black Butler. Not to mention when she finished watching episode 25 of Death Note). You comfort you mother even though you'd rather be looking for your cloaked love or fanning over YouTubers. So, here you are, in the corner of your bedroom, hugging your mother as she cries about her ship. RIP Aru Akise. Little does your mother know he is still alive, just not in that universe. But you'll explain that later. When she's calmer. You try to tell her about your cloaked love to try and have her chill out, but your diddly darn breadslice be h8in m8. You tell Gabe to stfu or gtfo, but he just keeps yelling at your mother to grow up or throw up. So you're like,"I stg bruh. If you dont be leaving right nowz I be sticking a antelope in ya jugular. Be givin you a tracheotomy." But he all like,"yass bish I hope tf you do" and you be like,"bruuuuuuuuuuuh yoy best watch your back m8 dnjdbdjsbahahvahs ydj ebheu imma lick your sorry assssssss homiEEEEEE"
Your mother stops you guys. You're all chill now homeslice. Aight. Then Thomas the Dank Engine crashed into your neighbor's house and crushed their dog. See? This is what happens when we give Leonardo DiCaprio an Oscar. Jeez. Next Onision will be in here doin some Cray cray bizzzz. You now be as tired as shiznipples, so you go to sleep. You are scared. You have nightmares about Thomas and Little Einstein's. A darkness is coming and it approaches you and your cloaked love.