You have awoken. You find a wierd person in the middle of your bedroom breathing heavily. You wonder why they are there. You ignore them and get dressed in a very colorful outfit. All black, like always. You leave your room to go to McDonald's for a healthy breakfast. The cloaked one follows you. You ask them if they want anything. They just breathe heavier. You buy them a happy meal because it had a good toy. They nod in thanks. They throw the happy meal at the head of a nearby child. You laugh and call the child a loser. #getreckt. You get thrown out. You go to Wal-Mart and go into the ball pit. While running from security guards, you run into Trump. He says,"Hello, love". You say,"Hello, buttface". He loves your new nickname for him. He says he is sorry for not being around as much because he is busy making America great again. You know, building a wall and such. Suddenly, the cloaked one apparates you and them to your room. You are tired. You don't go out and do exercise much. Or ever. You sleep. The cloaked one watches over you.

Questions to think about
Who is the cloaked one?
What will happen next?
Is Trump a turnip?
Why was the little kid crying?
Why hasn't Shrek been here yet?
Find out soon!