Eric couldn't hide his love for flowers any longer. He rolled (he's in a wheelchair) outside his house to where a flower patch was. He caressed their tips before saying

"Flowers.... I love you!" They obviously didn't respond, but he knew they loved him too. After that, they went on various dates. They all went well. Eric was meant to be with flowers. One day, as he was going to their usual meeting spot, he rolled too far. He started rapidly falling down the hill. The neighbor was screaming his name. He fell and screamed very loud. It looked like he would die.

But someone saved him! A little alien creature helped him out of that jam.

After Eric was back at home and dried off, he went to find the alien creature, thinking they might become friends. But he was mistaken. The alien (who he learned was named Mac) was in love with flowers! His flowers.

"Get your grubby hands off my girl!" Eric shouted as he approached the creature. Soon, it was a full out battle! Screaming, biting, scratching, anything that might prove their love to flowers. Then, Eric went down on one knee.

"Flowers... Will you marry me?" They said yes! Mac had been defeated. They had a great Mchoneymoon at McDonald's. Sadly, that same day, Eric was shot near a store that was blowing up behind him. Even though Mac hated him with a burning passion, he and his fam healed Eric!

"Flowers!" Eric screamed. "I'll never leave you again!"

They had one flower child before his wife died of winter. Eric never got over her, but raised their child to be the greatest flower child there ever was.

I based this story off of 1988 Mac and Me. Go watch it. It's AMAZING. (not really)