Aphmau was a human. She was walking around somewhere in anywhere when she saw him he had tan skin like oak and flawless hair. Aphmau fell for him instantly. Aphmau gazed into him but he said nothing. "Why wont you say" Aphmoo said. She den saw Laurance making out with him and not Gargar. "Y u ruin my otp" aphmeow cried. Just then, Laurance suddenly sat on him. "NUU MAH TABLE" Aphoo says. Den she push LAWrance cuz he went against teh LAW. She den made out with table and got married. Laura was heartbroken but not really because his heart was alive. Just then Chad G Augustine Au'leopold III kiss him and Chad and Laurance get married. Sassmau then come out and do SASSY HAIR FLIPPU and then Rossass flip his SASSY LEG HAIR. Sassy lawyer aph was so intimidated so she explode to confetti and turkish delight. Just then the dabbing bird fell and ate all the turkish delight and Sassross become a squirreloth and everyone live happily ever after.

UNTIL NYAN CAT INVADED THE WORLD.

STAY TUNED FOR PART 2: THE INVASION OF SPACE PORITOS(shot

(This book was just made for the fun of it. Please don't take it seriously.(I mean, unless you want to))