we all have one..that friend that is always there for you..but makes the stupidist mistakes....

(friend)bro hey bro?

(me) what

(friend) i have an idea

(me) oh no...what is it?

(friend) we are gonna rob a store...and we are gona charge in with these

*he pulls out two dildos outa knowwhere

(me) wtf dude no!

(friend) do it!

(me) no!

*he trys to hit me with one*

(me) NIEN!!!!

*Ivan comes up behind him and wacks him upside the head*

(Ivan).....

(me) thanks man....

(Ivan) da no prob.....

*friend wacks him with dildo*

(me) im out..

*leaves Ivan and friend to fight eachother*