*me sitting on couch next to mias-chan, icland, and annthony*

(friend who just randomly walked in) what are you guys doing?

(everyone)......

(me) hanging out what are you doing?

(friend) why u hanging out with those three...they dont exist...IM REAL YOU KNOW,THEY ARE FAKE!!!!

*everyone puts their heads down besides me*

(me) THEY ARE REAL!!! MIAS IS REAL SHE JUST DOESNT LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!

(friend) yea but those two*points at annthony and iceland* they arnt real....

*mias and iceland hugg each other*

(mias) hes real bitch....

(friend) NO HES NOT!!!!

*me and annthony get up and tackle him to the ground, then beat him up*

(me) no one talks shit about meh friends and gets away with it...

(friend) BUT THEIR FAKE!!!

*he coughs up some blood before annthony shoots him*

(me) ...that was a lil bit of over kill bro...

(annthony) woops....

(yes mias-chan i know your senpai is iceland ;3)