Disclaimer

This Fanfiction is based on a Tiktok that I've found. IN this TikTok, user @padfootashtray uses a Harry Potter filter to define his relationship to different Harry Potter characters.
I find the results hilarious and commented under the video. Basically i said I'll write this fanfiction based on his Tiktok and he found the idea as hilarious as I did.
With help from comments we decided it'll be a Fanfiction in the style of a cringe 2014 Y/N story. No hate for any 2014 Y/N authors intended though.

To make the story appear at least a little logical – let's see how much of this logic is left in the end – basically none of the content in Harry Potter actually happened. What i mean is: Voldemort is not Voldemort, he is tom riddle. Umbridge is not gone. Dumbledore isn't dead. And so on. The characters exist as they are with their characters but they aren't traumatised because of the Great War of Hogwarts.

Without further ado, let's get into this very nice story that will definitely will be completely logical and hope that my keyboard and auto-correct don't hate me. But then again what would a 2014 y/n story be if it weren't for all the errors.

Also: y|n has no specific gender so they can be whoever you want to see them as.

Oh and i figured i should probably put an age disclaimer here. So errrrr... if you are under 15 please don't read? I mean you probably will anyway but at leats now i can say i warned you.