my homies

[ Katie, Kendall, Dom,
Tara ]

Dom 👌
How is Tara doing??
I'm worried about
her.
delivered

Katie 🍑
Good job, you stupid
Brit. This is the group-
chat with her in it.
delivered

Dom 👌
HELL
delivered

Kendall 💍
She's doing good,
though. After your text,
I showed up at her
place. I cleaned up and
got any drugs out of
there. Now she's eating
a breakfast burrito and
watching cat videos on
YouTube.
delivered

And reading all these
texts and feeling slightly
betrayed that you guys
have a groupchat with-
out me but also a lot
adoring towards y'all
because you only have
it to talk about me bc
you're worried, so
delivered

Kendall 💍
You're not wrong.
delivered

I love you guys so
much, thank you for
putting up with my
annoying ass.
delivered

Kendall 💍
But it's a beautiful ass.
delivered

Katie 🍑
It is a pretty great ass,
Tara 😉💋
delivered

Dom 👌
I wouldn't know, I
haven't seen her ass.
delivered

Katie 🍑
We'll just have to fix
that, won't we Kendall?
delivered

What the hell is
happening are you
sending him what I think
you're sending him?
delivered

Dom 👌
Are you hitting on me
for her?
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Katie 🍑
Yes to both questions.
delivered

Kendall 💍

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Katie 🍑
Ooh, and this one!!

delivered

Kendall 💍
Don't forget this one!!

delivered

Oh I thought they
were going to be a
different one so
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BUT GUYS LET ME SEND
DOM BOOTY PICS NOT
YOU
delivered

Dom 👌
So you wanna send me
booty pics 👀
delivered

Dom 👌
And you guys weren't
wrong, it's a nice ass.
delivered

Katie 🍑
We're not that mean.
Those were just ones that
you decided not to post
on Instagram because
of the amount of ass.
delivered

I'm so done with all
of you.
delivered

Kendall 💍
SHE WANTS TO SEND
DOM BOOTY PICS.
#SHARKS
delivered

Dom 👌
You should go share that
with Taylor and Harry.
They'll be thrilled to know
that their "ship is sailing".
delivered

You guys are so on my
shit list right now. All three
of you. Going back to my
cat videos now.
delivered

Oh my god I forgot Kendall
is in the same apartment
as me. Brb, gotta go kill her.
delivered

Kendall 💍
OH SHIT SHE'S
COMING FOR ME
SEND HELP
delivered

Kendall 💍
I'M CURRENTLY HIDING
IN THE BATHROOM
AND SHE'S SCREAMING
AT ME THAT I'M A
BUTTHOLE PEACE OUT
GUYS I MIGHT ACTUALLY
DIE TODAY
read | 4:17 p.m.

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this is the point when i held the cover contest but i'm not doing that this time around. also, i still laugh over this entire chapter.

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