Poppy (narrating): By nature, trolls are determined to make friends wherever they go. maybe too determined. so that's when we learned there were all sorts of trolls and ali-humans out there it was like there were friends EVERYWHERE!

*scrapbook trolls hug each other while one scrapbook troll hugs a cactus*

Molly (Narrating): oh wait we went too far hang on, recently our people discovered we are not the only trolls in this world, we're just the pop trolls, one of many separate tribes, scattered throughout the world! there's the country-western tribe, classical, funk, techno and hard rock!

molly (narrating): actually we weren't always separated ya know what lemme back it up even more...it was long ago, 14 billion years ago when the cosmos were still new

Smidge: uhh poppy, molly? I think that's a little too far

Molly: ah right my bad but guys come on it's been weeks since we found out we're one of six tribes and also the fact I'm not the only ali-human in this world but we ain't no better friends with them now than we were today

Poppy: yeah molly has a point and neither of us means to get hysterical but it feels like the other tribes are becoming less of friends and more of...ACQUAINTANCES

*the snack-pack gasp* 

Biggie: Mr. dinkles I don't ever want you saying that word!

DJ suki: molly, poppy we all wanna be friends with the trolls and the ali-humans too but they live so far away, what do you think we should do?

poppy: oh we'll tell ya DJ we'll convince them to come here and live with us!

molly: so guys just close your eyes and imagine hundred of trolls from each tribe living in harmony, forming a new troll city 

Chenille: ooh it looks beautiful! satin's dress looks hideous by the way

Satin: hey!

Poppy: A Beacon of love and friendship for everyone! 

Biggie: Oh I'm flying Mr. dinkles!

Molly: All of us together, but unified like- uh

Satin: Like many garments forming one fashion line?

Smidge: Like many weights forming one dumbell?

Guy Diamond: or Like all the glitter trolls coming together to form one glorious glitter fart?

*then guy farts glitter*

Molly: yeah like that and I know one thing my dudes we will call it... "TrollsTopia"

Guy diamond: speaking as a parent count me in I'd love to expose tiny diamond and Lil' icy to new cultures, they absorb foreign concepts easily at this stage of development 

*tiny diamond and Lil' icy pop out of guy's hair*

Tiny diamond: yeah daddy our brains are like sponges for reals!!!

*tiny blasts his airhorns*

Lil' icy: mhm That's what's up!

*Lil' icy hops out of guy's hair and flies onto the ground with her wings*

Lil' icy: And the best part is we don't got one voice of desent to hear us out!

Lil' icy:...why does that sound wrong?

Molly: wait...hold on just one-sixtieth of a minute...we're missing someone

*at branch's bunker*

Branch (sarcastically): oh wow trollstopia that's a great idea 

poppy: voice of descent..check

Branch: molly let's get realistic for a minute you're asking big groups of trolls and your sisters to move away from their homes to live with a bunch of strangers, I just don't know if anyone will agree with that

Molly: oh we didn't think about this...Oh, wait YES WE DID!!! and we already thought of somethin'

Lil' icy: HAHAHA IT'S CALLED MISDIRECTION BOI!!!!!!!!!

*Molly and Lil' icy low five*

 Molly: now we give them what we call "the cupcake" and think of it this way imagine ya go in cupcake shop and try a sample and it tastes so frikkin' good

Poppy: Molly don't swear

Molly:...*glances at poppy and Blinks*...Right so it tastes good right? so it feels like ya wanna move into that cupcake store and eat da cupcakes it's just a simple lil' metamorphosis

Lil' icy: uhh don't you mean "A Metaphor"?

Molly:...Right sorry my vocabulary is just not itself today

Smidge: Ohh so for this to work you give them a cupcake and they will want to live here to live in harmony?

Cooper: *gasps* Metaphor!

Molly: yes and Now our little plan is simple we send letters to each ambassador of each tribe and we give them "The Cupcake" and bada bing bada boom they will be livin' with us!

*molly sends messenger bugs to deliver messages to the other tribes*

Lil' icy: yeah I'm gonna see my cousins again!!!!

Molly: bingo to the dingo icy!

Poppy: Everybody get ready!

Poppy: it's finally the day we've been waitin' for

Poppy: let's show them the best version of our world

Molly: a little spice to make it nice and one of their songs on the stereo

Molly: it'll let them know that it can feel like home! only better

Poppy and Molly: so raise your hair up all the way! it's a special day

Poppy and Molly: yeah let's celebrate!

Molly: Let's all come together for the first time ever

Molly: So much magic in the air!

Molly: Let's all raise our voices!

Poppy: Join in on the chorus!

Poppy: Sing it loud without a care

Molly: C'mon!!!!

*trolls cheering*

Poppy: okay trolls this is it! the troll delegates will soon be arriving as well with the ali-humans

Branch (sarcastically): woohoo trollstopia yay!

Molly: *rolls eyes and sighs* voice of descent double-check

Poppy: *hears a galloping noise* Oh! do you hear that galloping? it sounds like the country-western ambassador with the princess of country!

Holly darlin' and lavender: HOWDY YA'LL!!!

*lavender and holly darlin' leap in making branch move out of the way*

Poppy: Hi lavender! it's so good to see you again! and you must be-

Holly darlin': holly Darlin' of the country-western trolls, queen poppy it is such a pleasure to meet you! I've never met a real-life queen before, considering we're more of an oligarchy rather than a monarchy

Lavender: yeah it's pretty much considering that but still OMG MOLLY!!!!!!!!!!

Molly: LAVENDER!!!!

*molly and lavender hug each other*

Molly: WOW I can't believe you're here!

Lavender: yeah I can't wait for your experiment to work!!!!!

Molly: ME TOO!!!

Lavender: ooh who's he? he's cute!

Molly: Oh that's branch! wanna cuddle him?

Lavender: YES YES YES!!!!

*molly and lavender leap on top of branch and they snuggle and spoon him*

Branch: AH! uh poppy? help?

Poppy: awww branch don't panic I think they might wanna snuggle you to death!

Branch: haha real funny poppy, okay molly, lavender? think you can get off now? I can't breathe

Lavender: okay fine but first...

*molly and lavender start to lick his face like happy cuddle pups*

Branch: HAHAHAHAHAHA Okay okay seriously girls stop!

Molly: okay alright

*lavender and molly crawl off of branch*

Holly Darlin': aww those two are cuter than a pack of newborn cuddle pups 

Poppy: I know right?

Holly Darlin': selfie!

*holly takes a picture with poppy*

Holly darlin': that's a good one! Let's party

Poppy: okay nice to meet you too!

*molly hears a beat drop*

Molly: Oh! do you guys hear that beat? it sounds like the techno trolls ambassador and princess!!!

*synth and beatstar then appear out of the ground with some lasers*

Synth: YO! WHAT'S UP!!!

Beatstar: HELLO POP VILLAGE!!!!!!!!

poppy: well hello there beatstar! and you must be synth right?

Synth: yep I must say it is so *mimics air-horns* to meet you and your kid!

Molly: yep that's me!

Beatstar: oh and allow us to greet you the techno rave way

*synth and beatstar bob their heads up and down while poppy and molly and lavender do the same thing*

Molly: This is so cool!

Molly:...does it ever stop?

Beatstar: sometimes!

synth: WHOO! let's party!!!!

*the ali-humans and poppy stop bobbing their heads up and down*

Beatstar: wow man I'm excited!!!!

Lavender: we all are actually

Poppy: *hears a classical note* ah do you hear those sweet angelic sounds? it must be from the sweet musical classical ambassador and the princess of classical music!

Dante crescendo: Greetings! salutations! Dante crescendo, royal composer and this is our lovely princess of the classical trolls...princess luna

Luna: hi everybody! Wowee! it feels so amazing to be here after a couple of weeks!

Dante Crescendo: indeed it is your highness now accept this anthem as a token of our appreciation *Dante conducts a classical piece then points to guy diamond who glitter-farts flatly*

Dante crescendo: NO! you're FLAT!

*guy gasps then glitter-fart not flatly*

Luna: that sounds better!

poppy: hmmm that's odd I don't see the ambassador and the princess of the funk tribe

Cooper: oh don't you worry poppy if I know anything about the tribe of my birth and my sister it's that they know how to make an entrance

*a small yellow funky spaceship appears over pop village and using its bubble ray it teleports the ambassador of the funk trolls as well as Rachel*

molly: Hey Sis!! Nice to see you again! and you must be Lownote jones right?

Lownote jones: *chuckles* you got that right baby~ *winks at molly*

Molly: *immediately blushes*

Smidge: wow your voice is so deep, how do make it sound so cool?

Lownote jones: it's 'cause I have long vocal cords, which are folds of membranous tissues protruding from the larynx to form a slit across the glottis of my throat~

Smidge: okay those sound really gross but it sounded so cool!

Lownote jones: cooper~

Cooper: lownote

*cooper and lownote fist-bump each other*

Poppy: molly? uh hello?

*molly faints*

Poppy: oookay then so that leaves us with the ambassador and princess of the tribe of our good friend queen barb, the hard rock trolls!

Molly: *gets up groaning* what happened?

poppy: uh you passed out after Lownote was speaking to you

Molly: oh...right

Molly: now I wonder when they'll be-

*hears an explosion and Val thundershock and shadow slide in*

Val Thundershock and shadow: VAL!!!! THUNDERSHOCK AND SHADOW!!!!!!

Poppy: Hi girls! we were expecting when you both would-

Val thundershock: wait you expected I was coming here? why wouldn't we?

Shadow: yo Val take it easy peasy that's my sister's mom I'm sure they are delighted that we came

Val thundershock: *scoffs* you think that when a pop troll sends an invitation to a rock troll they're supposed to drop everything and come running? you don't appreciate our lifestyle don't you

Molly: wh- no no no we do honestly!!!

Val thundershock: *laughs* I'm just messin' with you kid

Molly: oh *laughs* right

Val thundershock: or am I?

Molly: *squeaks frightened*

Val thundershock: I am

Molly: *sighs in relief*

Val thundershock: not

Molly: *gulps in fear*

Val thundershock: haha I rock so hard

Shadow: don't worry sis she just likes to mess with people's heads but I wouldn't worry about it

Guy diamond (auto-tuned): Icy! look who's here! It's your cousins!

Lil' icy: OH MY HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Lil' icy pounces on the ali-humans and hugs them all*

Lil' icy: it so good to see you all!

Branch: wow I have never seen someone throw off molly's positivity like that, I like her

Poppy: Oookay so guys now we need to give them what we call "the cupcake"

Cooper: *gasps* metaphor!

*time skip*

Poppy: okay now I present to you all the 39-banquet course, for the ambassadors they get ice cream and the ali-humans get...kibble

Ali-humans: KIBBLE?! Kibble! Kibble! Kibble! Kibble! Kibble!

Poppy: okay girls calm down

Poppy: now for Luna; snow-white classic vanilla kibble

Luna: Ooh! pretty!

Poppy: for shadow; dark dark chocolate flavoured kibble!

Shadow: Awe! Sick!

Poppy: And for Lavender; a country favourite; Barbequed kibble

Lavender: Oh my holy goshy doodle!!! I FREAKING LOVE IT!!

*the ali-humans eat up their kibble*

Synth: *Sees glitter falling from the sky* yo bro what's this? is this glitter? it's glitter!

Beatstar (mouthful): glitter falls from the sky here? THAT'S DOPE!!!

molly: oh yeah sis it's completely normal

*guy and other glitter trolls were actually farting glitter from above*

Glitter trolls: FOR TROLLSTOPIA!!!!!!!!!!

Molly: Are ya ready for a good time! 'cause that's how we like to roll yeah we find a reason to celebrate!

Lavender: We're ready for a good time and we're already havin' a ball we like the feeling of this place!

Beatstar: Yeah yeah! all my people can dance or throw a party, yeah we rave 'til the mornin' comes we can show you how we do!

Beatstar: when we come through 

Beatstar: how we move to the rhythm!

Luna: Whoa~ I never knew that life could ever be This fun!!

Rachel: New relation in the air! Raise your wings! wave 'em right wave 'em left! Can ya dig, outta sightOh, yeah!

Everyone: We go together! 

Everyone: We find perfect harmony 

Everyone: Magical everything

Everyone: Here we go to the sky 

Everyone: You and I will find a good time

Lil' icy (Rapping): yeah yeah yeah! ya ready for the best time ever, we gonna party party party 'til the day we die everybody's gonna have a good time and party 'til we soar to the skies now every-troll SING IT!!!!!!! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: it's guaranteed!

Everyone: You, me and everyone 

Everyone: Magical everything

Everyone: Here we go to the sky 

Everyone: You and I will have a good time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*5 Minutes later*

*the ambassadors and the ali-humans were playing in the glitter*

*lownote builds a glitter statue of himself*

Lownote jones: Lookin' good lownote~

Glitter statue of lownote: *chuckles* Back at ya lownote~ *winks*

Poppy: well it looks like it's going perfectly now to pitch them trollstopia

Poppy: So guys what do ya think of it here?

*the other ambassadors say it's amazing until-*

Val thundershock: Meh...

Poppy: *gasps* What did you say?

Val thundershock: I said...MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poppy: But what about the ice cream and the sky glitter? Isn't it cool?

Val thundershock: It's okay I guess

Poppy: You Guess?! wh- why? it's amazing! I mean shadow's been having a blast since she got here

Val Thundershock: *scoffs* that's because she's a little softie, where we come from it's all about being reckless and breakin' the rules, I've seen shadow doin' it a lot of times

Val thundershock: well this is lame I'm out THERE WILL BE NO ENCORE!!

*then fireworks shoot into the sky that says 'no encore' *

Poppy: wait no! *groans*

Molly: wait so we didn't give them da cupcake?

Poppy: No my little flower we did I just forgot that some trolls prefer brownies

Molly: So we did all this stuff for the ambassadors only to get a "Meh" from one of them?!

Branch (sarcastically): Aw trollstopia isn't working? but I was such a big fan- AH!

*Molly pushes branch away before he could finish what he was saying*

Molly: Not the best time right now dude!

Poppy: if Val says we need to be reckless we'll be reckless

Molly: *smirks* Dang that's smart

*Fast forward to nighttime*

*all the ambassadors are asleep*

*Val was sleeping on the couch until the snackpack carried her outside and onto a stage*

*then poppy played a loud guitar strum waking Val from her sleep and knocking the other planets away*

Val thundershock: Wh- what? what happened?

Poppy: Oh sorry Val were we being...reckless?

*then the smoke cleared revealing the snackpack, poppy and molly in rock outfits*

Molly: Oh don't mind us I just got a sick AF tattoo

*Molly points to  her cheek to reveal a cupcake tattoo*

Poppy (whispering): Molly I told you not to get a tattoo!

Molly (whispering): You said I had to look rockin' good also this is temporary, don't have a cow about it!

Poppy (whispering): alright Fine! but if it doesn't come off I will ground you for a month!

Poppy: So you see Val in the daylight we may seem cute and happy but at night the rebel in us cuts loose

Guy diamond: Yeah some might say we're as cute as a newborn puppy openin' its eyes for the first time!

Molly: Too much guy dial it back!

Guy diamond: Message received!

Val thundershock: so you fellas think you can just be rebellious just because i said rock trolls are reckless?

Molly: ohh you don't understand val

Molly: we were born sweet and innocent in the day, but rebellious and reckless in the night

Val Thundershock: well alright but let's see if you and your mama can take up this...

*then val starts playing her guitar*

Val Thundershock: Yeah, I came to rock!

Val Thundershock: I got the fire!

Val thundershock: Ragin' inside me and it's burnin' strong!

Poppy: OW! we never stop

Poppy: we are live wires

Poppy: Yeah, we can rock until the morning comes, ow

Val thundershock: I live for the pandemonium!

Val thundershock: LOUD. ROUGH. RAW!

Molly: we ain't that sweet and harmonious!

Molly: WE. ROCK. HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*then lightning bursts from their guitars until they start smashing them and everything*

*then molly notices satin and chenille destroying the pole and it starts cracking*

Molly: WHOA WHOA WHOA SATIN, CHENILLE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

Satin and chenille: *stops hitting their guitars on the pole* Huh?

*Then the pole crashes on where the ambassadors and the other ali-humans were staying*

Molly: *gasps* OH NO THE AMBASSADORS AND MY SISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED

A/N: Yeah sorry I didn't publish this sooner I felt like I didn't have any motivation to write this AT ALL

Also, the 'AF' in this book series is short for 'as frosting'