Hey!
Ooooo
Yeahhhh
We are the trolls!
T-R-O-L-L-S
We are the trolls!
In harmony!
No more agony!
POP
ROCK
FUNK
COUNTRY
TECHNO
CLASSICAL
WE ARE THE TROLLS
T-R-O-L-L-S

-1 week after the events Of Crazy Ex-creek-

Branch and Poppy walk up to a beach.

Branch starts singing to Poppy.
And I guess that it's just the woman in you
That brings out the man in me
I know I can't help myself
You're all in the world to me
It feels like the first time
Feels like the very first time
It feels like the first time
It feels like the very first time

Poppy claps.
"Aww Branch that's so romantic!"

"It is? Hehe, I thought I would fail lol"
Branch giggles.

"Well you didn't fail, it is good for you"
Poppy said.

"It is! Look what I made for our special date"
Branch smirks.

"Ooo what is it?"
Poppy asked.

"Apple strudel!"
Branch laughs.

Poppy gags.
"Ew what?"

Branch laughs.
"NO NO! OF COURSE NOT, HOW ABOUT SOME BURGERSS"

Poppy eyes shined.
"YESYESYEYS BURGERS"

"But we are eating them later, let's chat"
Branch sat on the ground.

"Oh hmmm yes"
Poppy smiled.

Barb walked by.
"Yo Pinkie, Yo Blue how y'all doing"

Barb accidentally slips in the burgers.

Poppy holds Barb.

"Barb?!? Are you ok?"
Poppy asked.

Branch runs to Barb.
"Don't ask! We need to see if she is hurt"

Barb looks at Branch dreamily.
"😻"

"Huh"
Branch raised his eyebrow.

"Thank you Branch for saving me"
Barb smiled.

"But I did-"
Poppy blinked.

"Huh what?"
Branch got confused.

"Aww Branch you're so funny"
Barb laughs.

"UHh"
Branch looks at Poppy.

Barb drags Branch to her pod.

"Branch what about our date?"
Poppy said.

"Date? oh Pinkie don't be stupid! Branch's coming with me"
Barb explained.

"Uh uh no way! He's coming with me"
Poppy growled.

"NO MY BABY BRANCH IS COMING WITH ME"
Barb pulled Branch.

"NO WITH ME"
Poppy pulled Branch.

"WITH ME"
Barb growled.

"WITH ME"
Poppy growled.

"STOP IT NOW! WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOU TWO? Why are you suddenly fighting for me? This is so random! Im Going home"
Branch walked away.
"Also POPPY! We are done!"

Poppy gasps.

Barb growled.
"H will be mine!!"

"NO! He will be mine!"
Poppy growled.

They both growl at each other.

He's what I want
But I'm not what he needs
He needs to wake up and look in the mirror
And like just what he sees
And it kills me
That I have to leave
To watch him go get better
'Cause I'd set myself on fire
If it meant he'd come back after
Because I love him
I love him
That's why I'm letting him go
I love him and I want him
But we both need time to grow
Poppy and Barb sang.

"ITS WAR THEN"
They both yelled.

Branch washes his face.
"This is so weird, Barb is suddenly in love with me!"

Gary falls.

"I know right?"
Branch laughs.

"Why are you talking to yourself?"
Legsly asked.

"AHHH! Legsly?"
Branch looked behind him.

"Yeah? I came here to tell you something"
Legsly said.

"Yeah sure, what's up, please don't say you're in love with me"
Branch begged.

Legsly laughs.
"HAHAHAHHAA? ME IN LOVE WITH YOU?!?? BAHAHHAHA EW EW, you're like the last person I would pick to be my boyfriend"

"That's kinda offensive"
Branch sighs.

"Is it? Anyways, Barb told me to tell You that you need to meet her in 10 minutes in front of the lava lake"
Legsly explained.

"Oh so you're like a messenger now?"
Branch raised his eyebrow.

"well sort of"
Legsly shrugged.

"But I don't want to go"
Branch frowned.

"Oh she alps mentioned, she would kill the remote control if you didn't come!"
Legsly smiled.

"aaa hh Im coming"
Branch sighs.

"Sound good"
Legsly shrugs.

"I need to wear something?"
Branch asked.

"Nope"
Legsly said.

"Ok ok I'm coming"
Branch nods.

Barb was waiting for Branch.
"WHere is him? Where is him?"

"Hi Barb?"
Branch arrived.

"Branchie! You came!"
Barb smiled wide.

"Yeah, you just told legsly that you would kill gAry if I didn't came so"
Branch said.

"Oh yeah? I did yeah! Do you like Bat Burgers? "
Barb asked.

Debbie flies away.

"Poor Debbie"
Barb laughs.

"I don't really like eating bats"
Branch gagged.

"Oh uhhh"
Barb blushes.

"I need to go pee, be right back"
Branch walks away.

"DANG IT"
Barb throws a rock at Debbie.

Debbie dies.

Barb growls.

Branch walks back to his bunker.
"Yuck Bat burgers"

"HEY BRANCH"
Legsly smirked evilly.

"AHHH, Legsly -.-"
Branch glared at her.

"Poppy what's to meet you at the top of the tree"
Legsly smiled.

"Poppy? Are you sure?"
Branch asked.

"Yeahh, she mentioned, she said she would tickle you until you die if you didn't come"
Legsly said.

"I'll be coming"
Branch said.

"Wow it's so easy to have dates with him"
Legsly laughs.

Poppy was eating leaves.
"Is he coming? Oh my oh my"

"Poppy"
Branch walks by.

"YAYYY BRANCH"
Poppy claps her hands.

"What do you want?"
Branch asked.

"I want you back"
Poppy growled.

The sun starts rising.

"I think I should be heading back home?"
Branch walks backwards.

"Hey Branch"
Barb growled.

Branch gulps.
"Uhhhhh"

"BARB"
Poppy growled.

"POPPY"
Barb growled.

They both walk to each other.
"HES MINE"

"Girls come on seriously?"
Branch groans.

Poppy and Barb eyes widen, and suddenly they kiss each other,

*rolls credits*

(Haha cliffhanger now you have to wait for season 4)